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Splinter
#1 Posted: : Saturday, December 02, 2006 11:54:35 AM
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You never know when a poor soul has missed the greatest moments in laughter.

ahhhh_crap wrote:
no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
Cantrip
#2 Posted: : Saturday, December 02, 2006 12:40:52 PM
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You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
stealth
#3 Posted: : Saturday, December 02, 2006 3:13:14 PM
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My Anus is bleeding!

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
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Cantrip
#4 Posted: : Saturday, December 02, 2006 3:26:33 PM
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stealth wrote:
My Anus is bleeding!

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!


Ahahah.  Here's a thread stopper:

Jeffery Dahmer, the guy who was convicted in the '90s of kidnapping, torturing and eating little boys who was later killed in prison, had one of his victims escape on him.  So here's this six-year-old boy, running naked down the street crying, with blood coming out of his anus, chased by Jeffery Dahmer.  What does one of the neighbors do?  He stops the kid, and holds him while Dahmer catches up and takes him back.  He later tortures, kills and eats him. 

What part of naked, crying, ass-bleeding little boy running down the street chased by creepy guy do you not get to make you not call the cops, but instead catch the kid and return him to creepy guy?

(Yeah, bitch.  It's the Nyquil Bar.)
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
WDF?
#5 Posted: : Saturday, December 02, 2006 3:28:38 PM
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This video.... is so so so fucking old omfg die!

Splinter
#6 Posted: : Saturday, December 02, 2006 8:28:01 PM
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hence the title

ahhhh_crap wrote:
no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
stealth
#7 Posted: : Saturday, December 02, 2006 9:03:37 PM
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Cantrip wrote:
stealth wrote:
My Anus is bleeding!

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!


Ahahah.  Here's a thread stopper:

Jeffery Dahmer, the guy who was convicted in the '90s of kidnapping, torturing and eating little boys who was later killed in prison, had one of his victims escape on him.  So here's this six-year-old boy, running naked down the street crying, with blood coming out of his anus, chased by Jeffery Dahmer.  What does one of the neighbors do?  He stops the kid, and holds him while Dahmer catches up and takes him back.  He later tortures, kills and eats him. 

What part of naked, crying, ass-bleeding little boy running down the street chased by creepy guy do you not get to make you not call the cops, but instead catch the kid and return him to creepy guy?

(Yeah, bitch.  It's the Nyquil Bar.)


I read about that. Apparently it was some cambodian or otherwise Azn kid, and his english wasn't very good so he couldn't really convey his situation.
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