and because I'm bored and dont want to leave out the ladies, we'll start with frostbite boobs
entirely appropriate somehow

oh how many times Ive said this during a game

and somehow this feels like it should be NSFW but theoretically its SFW. Gotta love the way we impose societal rules

Now we'll shift gears to titanium boobs


I dont understand, but I also dont doubt google (it who brought us the truth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster)

I've dated two different women who'd very likely do this, or have actually done something just like it
