Orion's Shaft Options
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Cantrip
#1 Posted: : Wednesday, December 31, 2008 2:21:09 PM
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Orion wrote:

Anonymous

What should you do if you ever find sores on your shaft?

...

I was only kidding. and your Anonymous feature does'n work worth shit.


Does Orion not want anyone to know he has sores on his shaft?

And how, exactly, did he get said sores?

What could those sores be?

Should he see a doctor?

And why did the Anonymous post fail?
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#2 Posted: : Wednesday, December 31, 2008 6:50:54 PM
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Cantrip wrote:
Orion wrote:

Anonymous

What should you do if you ever find sores on your shaft?

...

I was only kidding. and your Anonymous feature does'n work worth shit.


Does Orion not want anyone to know he has sores on his shaft?

And how, exactly, did he get said sores?

What could those sores be?

Should he see a doctor?

And why did the Anonymous post fail?


Orion unfortunately had to be humiliated because we have a piece of shit forum.

Sirus won't implement the new one until the new site launches. We can't launch the new site because we're having some communication issues with our designer. I feel bad about the Orion thing.

I'm no doctor, but I'd assume either chronic masturbation or failing to "wrap it up." Perhaps you should send him a care package.

Yes, doctor would be a good idea.

Anonymous failed because this forum fucking sucks.
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