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So, some of you know I try to take a daily walk. Haven't walked in a month, but went out today. This is what i saw:.jpg) Yeah, like perhaps bailing us out by sending us Jesus 2.0 perhaps? No? I thought not.
I got a cup of coffee, then walked to Subway because my friend suggested the breakfast sandwich menu was cheap: It's the Mega Breakfast sandwich with, in order of appearance, Jalapeno bread, egg blanket, sausage, bacon and bread again. $3.50, but you can get it cheaper with less items.
Then I walked through the swapmeet and saw that favorite of Mexican confections, the Churro. Think of it as a foot-long turd made of doughnut dough, fried in oil as a doughnut would be, then sprinkled with sugar and cinnamon. Mmmm.  On my way back, i saw a bag: I usually get pissed off if people leave their dog's shit on the sidewalk. I find it equally infuriating if people pick up their dog's shit in a bag, then leave the bag behind. -The bag's steamy warmth gave away the identity of its contents.
Anyway, that is all for today, Sunday, January 11, 2009. Until the next walk kiddies . . . You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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I was at Ross with my girlfriend and we found a steaming pile of liquid shit in one of the aisles, so be happy the shit you found was pre-bagged. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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Ah, Ross: Crossdress-for-less . . . You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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