So you all know how I hate germs. Well, i was in serious need to urinate something fierce and all I had access to was a public restroom in a place that is frequented by travelers.
So I go to take a leak and I see this:

It's a tiny black worm about an inch long and about the thickness of spaghetti. It was writhing around at the bottom of the toilet.
Did that come out of someone's ass? Probably.
So I took a picture of it to show you guys.
I flushed twice just in case it could somehow swim up my pee trail.
It may be a hookworm:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HookwormOr the Ecuadorian Toilet Worm:
http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/2159936.htmlEither way, worms coming out of your ass are not a good thing.
About the most dramatic things to ever come out of my ass are undigested corn kernels. It's a different story if you're Spaniard, Whut or Sirus. You know what I mean.
You should be more like Cantrip.
Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"