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ahhhh_crap
#1 Posted: : Monday, January 19, 2009 9:41:31 PM
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Do I make my cock more like cantrips?

 

 Now while I like the overall form he has going on, I'm looking for the twist to go more clockwise as opposed to counterclockwise. Though a lefty for the most part, when I'm playing baseball with myself the bat is firmyl held be right hand only. I believe the clockwise twist would be superior for this arangment.

 Also, as far as decoration while the purple and red bumps are amazing, I was thinking of something with a bit more green in it. Being of Irish descent I believe this would go down much better.

 

 Now my hair is not nearly as lush and full as his, but any advice for the ol' hedge? The massive C he has trimmed is nice, but I don't think I could pull off a pile of poo cut into my pubes.

 

 Please help, I need to be more like Cantrip

Gazzic
#2 Posted: : Monday, January 19, 2009 11:07:08 PM
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Take a knife and cut it off.
Cantrip
#3 Posted: : Tuesday, January 20, 2009 1:54:53 AM
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@G: Now, now.  That's just the depression talkin' . . .

@AC: I think you should stop fixating on your penis.  Mine will always be bigger than yours.
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
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