As anyone who knows me, or has had the misfortune to talk to me for longer than 5 minutes would know, I'm a huge Batman freak. As such, my comic book collection consists to about 80% of Batman, and I've read most of the various incarnations of our favorite unbalanced playboy. So I sat down the other night and thought out three reimagined Batman orgins that not even DC would touch, all based on the notion that old Bats seems to base his persona on whatever flies, falls or is otherwise catapulted through his window.