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Filliam H. Muffman
#1 Posted: : Friday, February 06, 2009 10:55:30 PM
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That's right. Whatever you're chatting about, snip a piece out of context and paste it in this thread. This should be interesting. I'll start.

(10:49:55 PM) gf: you need fleecy boxers
(10:50:36 PM) fhm: i need boxers made of that material
(10:50:50 PM) gf: it's fleece
(10:50:58 PM) gf: well.. .. technically polyester
(10:51:17 PM) gf: you need boxers made of ME!!! better yet
(10:52:59 PM) fhm: maybe if i was a psycho killer
get your ass to mars
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WDF?
#2 Posted: : Monday, February 09, 2009 3:26:11 AM
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This thread is sad.

[23:48] WhuTdufK: Is it normal to cry after masturbating?
[23:50] WhuTdufK: Do you think it's safe to have sex with the hole in smoker's necks?
[23:51] WhuTdufK: Sorry I came in late
[23:51] WhuTdufK: Have you ever seen clown porn?
[23:51] WhuTdufK: http://clown-porn.com/fpa/clown/index.php?&CLICK=94067,1,clowns,http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fsearch%3Fq%3Dclown+porn%26ie%3Dutf-8%26oe%3Dutf-8%26aq%3Dt%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial%26client%3Dfirefox-a
[23:54] WhuTdufK: What's the best way to have anal sex with someone who has had their bowels sucked out by a pool pump?
[23:56] WhuTdufK: If your girlfriend deep throats you until she vomits, is this considered bulimia?
[23:56] WhuTdufK: I'm concerned because bulimia is a serious ailment
[23:57] WhuTdufK: Fucking christ
[23:57] WhuTdufK: One time my therapist asked to identify how the bad man touched my danger zone
[23:58] WhuTdufK: Fuck yes
[00:00] WhuTdufK: You guys rule
[00:00] WhuTdufK: Is sperm a good source of protein?
[00:00] WhuTdufK: Could I enhance my protein intake by cumming on my grape nuts?
[00:02] WhuTdufK: Trevor got fired from bacon salt
[00:03] WhuTdufK: Bless you
[00:03] WhuTdufK: Ultimate
[00:04] WhuTdufK: Could I enhance my protein intake by cumming on my grape nuts?
[00:04] WhuTdufK: Like it's a serious concern of mine
[00:04] WhuTdufK: I have a protein deficiency
[00:04] WhuTdufK: Life savers
[00:05] WhuTdufK: legit
[00:05] WhuTdufK: Make sure to go see Trevor's hookers next week
[00:05] WhuTdufK: For their burlesque show
[00:06] WhuTdufK: Oh shit
[00:08] WhuTdufK: I have a candle wax fetish and I like to drip wax on my cock. However I'm losing interest as it's not that exciting to me anymore. However, I was watching "We were soldiers" last night and saw that asian fucker melt when he got hit with napalm. When his legs melted off I came on myself. What is the best way to melt human flesh on your cock?
[00:09] WhuTdufK: You guys are humanitarians
[00:11] WhuTdufK: Is this attractive? http://www.forensicflies.com/nipple.jpg
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Ciao Time
#3 Posted: : Monday, February 09, 2009 3:32:34 AM
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WDF? wrote:
This thread is sad.
[23:50] WhuTdufK: Do you think it's safe to have sex with the hole in smoker's necks?


You stole my idea! And you didn't even format it right!

If you listen early on, they were so disgusted by the full question that they refused to answer it, lol. For your benefit I won't post the original question. I asked them to try it again later...

[23:43] goodbyeclock: Are you still unwilling to answer the treacheostomy question?
[23:43] WUSexShow: yes

Mad at you.
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Brosnan
#4 Posted: : Tuesday, February 10, 2009 12:26:20 AM
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<Rezzer> wtf the MTA painted over my work
<Brosnan> owned
<Rezzer> anti-graff faggots
<Brosnan> lol your "work"
<Brosnan> I'M AN ARTIST MAN FUCK THE ESTABLISHMENT COME UP
<Rezzer> Brosnan your words would sting, but the fact that you have held other mens dongs betwixt your gums give me solace
<Brosnan> FUCK THE MAN FUCK FAGGOTS COME UP
<Brosnan> I PERPETUATE ESTABLISHED HEGEMONY WHILE I PRETEND TO FIGHT IT BY SCRIBBLING ON THINGS COME UP
<Rezzer> FUCK YOU MAN IM FRESH TO DEATH
<Rezzer> stab u
<Rezzer> nigger
<Brosnan> I FIGHT OPPRESSION BY SUPPORTING STRAIGHT WHITE MEN BECAUSE THEY ARE TRULY OUR SOCIETY'S UNDERPRIVILEGED COME UP
<Rezzer> GO SUCK DICKS CUT THIS SHIT OUT
<Brosnan> EMULATING A ROMANTICIZED AND MARKETED VISION OF MARGINALIZED SUBCULTURES MAKES ME FEEL A SENSE OF INCLUSION AND PURPOSE THAT I LACK ELSEWHERE COME UP
* Brosnan changes topic to '~+rEzZeR+ +eCkO+ +cOmE uP+~'
<Rezzer> ECKO IS NOT FUCKING GRAFFITI
<Brosnan> STRAIGHT 2 DA UNDAGROUND
<Brosnan> URBAN WARFARE Y'ALL
* Rezzer has quit IRC (fuck you)
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Gunslinger
#5 Posted: : Tuesday, February 10, 2009 3:53:23 PM
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i want your children brosnan
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