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Rank: You're gonna stick that where?

Groups: {pDs} Member
Joined: 5/9/2006 Posts: 316 Points: 75 Location: In your basement.
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I wasn't sure if this should go in the private clan forum or this section, but anyways...
I just wanted to get some feedback from you guys about me. How can I be a better clan member? Do I annoy you in any particular way? Could I be doing more as a member of pDs? Any suggestions or critical thoughts?
Hit me. I will not hold it against you.
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Rank: Polio Power!

Groups: Registered User, Server Admin
Joined: 6/14/2008 Posts: 666 Points: 1,416 Location: San Diego
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make your head-to-body ratio larger for our amusement.
Otherwise you rule
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!

Groups: Registered User, Server Admin
Joined: 1/13/2008 Posts: 1,509 Points: 2,004
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Gazzic wrote:I wasn't sure if this should go in the private clan forum or this section, but anyways...
Famous last words......
GUERRILLAS ATTACK!
You have only a .5 kills per minute stat....wholly unacceptable by PdS standards. These guys are a bunch of hard-ass stat mongers and if you can't compete...you will become the object of ridicule and ass raping (if you find yourself alone in the room with the wrong members) I could mention multiple members of old Pds trainees who couldn't "Take it to the Limit" (thier rediculous motto), or "Ride into the danger zone...and Pwn" (another mantra they are required to spam obnoxiously into the mic whenever they dominate someone.) Don't even think about missing a match practice. Look my only advice for you is to drop whatever Real Life responsibilities you might still think are important and focus on getting better. These fuckers are hardcore. They market themselves as friendly, easygoing...but I have been around long enough to know that it is complete bullshit .....and that when Mrs. Crawdad (their enforcer) says she is going to send pie....its code for "a dick kicking party."
You have been warned.
(note- some or all of this rant has been fabricated. Clan performace requirments and punishments have been based off [GwDR] standards) Quote:
"Who the fuck is Leon Switch and why does he know we have a dog?" - Mrs. Giller
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Rank: Polio Power!

Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User, Server Admin
Joined: 1/7/2008 Posts: 586 Points: 630 Location: Minneapolis
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ahhhh_crap wrote:
make your head-to-body ratio larger for our amusement.
Yeah, I'd definitely listen to this one  HAHA stupid horse, the sign says Deer crossing Cantrip wrote:For all you know, you may have been dessert on a day-long cock-feast.
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Rank: Fuckstick

Groups: {pDs} Member, Server Admin
Joined: 5/9/2006 Posts: 689 Points: 33 Location: Aomori, Japan
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Giller [GwDR wrote:
and that when Mrs. Crawdad (their enforcer) says she is going to send pie....its code for "a dick kicking party."
You have been warned.
ROFL!!!! Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:I wish I had some vicodin, it's been a long time. I remember the first time I took some vicodin for fun, it was like my whole body was a dick and god was blowing me.
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!

Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User, Server Admin
Joined: 11/27/2007 Posts: 1,625 Points: 2,067 Location: Birmingham, Alabama
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Gazzic wrote:I wasn't sure if this should go in the private clan forum or this section, but anyways...
I just wanted to get some feedback from you guys about me. How can I be a better clan member? Do I annoy you in any particular way? Could I be doing more as a member of pDs? Any suggestions or critical thoughts?
Hit me. I will not hold it against you.
I will take a check but I prefer cash.
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!

Groups: {pDs} Member, Registered User, Server Admin
Joined: 1/1/2008 Posts: 1,647 Points: 2,558 Location: Bainbridge Island, WA
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Use a pic that doesn't look like you're crying. That's about it. You're doing a lot to pull us together. I've especially enjoyed the near-nightly pDs chat sessions that you see fit to put together. You're doing just fine. On the other end, the fact that you're posting to request personal critique is a telling statement in and of itself, and reveals more than a little about personal insecurities. Safety + Peace
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Rank: Taco Technician

Groups: Registered User, {pDs} Member
Joined: 5/9/2006 Posts: 3,948 Points: 3,636 Location: Hi-Five City
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^Seriously This isn't myspace. This is a forum for video games. Your avatar and demeanor must be ridiculous and goofy. You can still use a picture of yourself, just superimpose it on something silly so it doesn't bum me out. Other than that I have no idea who you are so you're cool in my book.
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Rank: Fuckstick

Groups: {pDs} Member, Server Admin
Joined: 5/9/2006 Posts: 689 Points: 33 Location: Aomori, Japan
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Yo Gazzic don't change anything about yourself. You are one of the really good friends I have from this community from a couple years ago and think you are just fine the way you are. I think your sometimes weird chat sessions are the best although I haven't been part of one for a while. Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:I wish I had some vicodin, it's been a long time. I remember the first time I took some vicodin for fun, it was like my whole body was a dick and god was blowing me.
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