My wife and I are getting our Advanced open water certification. Part of that program involves deep water training, and we went diving in a local lake to fulfill.
To make a long story shorter, Ill just say this: the divemaster brought along his GF or wife on this trip. She is a LARGE woman....probably around 300-320 lbs. She required more lead weight to sink than any other person I have dove with (and she was fucking bragging about it)...it was about 46 lbs of lead weight in her jacket. that was freshwater...i can't imagine how much it takes to sink that whale in saltwater.
Well we get to the dive site and instead of putting on her gear FIRST and completing the REQUIRED safety checks while geared up. I guess she decides she is too cool for that and is going to throw her BC (the vest that the tank and regulator, etc are all attached to) into the water and put it on while floating. Basically she is showboating how awesome a diver she is (isn't!). Well that stupid idiot didnt account for the 46 lbs of lead weight in the vest and also forgot to inflate the BC to keep it afloat. Fucker sank like a stone. She screams and dives in after it but can't catch it b4 it goes under. Sinks to the bottom in 60-80 feet of water (steep cliff wall on the lake).
She lost her tank, BC, regulator, computer, air2.....probably about $2500 she threw overboard. we spent 1.5 hours diving 70 feet below in pitch black trying to find that shit...all i found was alot of dead trees and beer cans from the 70s.

I feel cool because I recognize and understand 100% of the terms and systems here.

Too bad I've only gone diving once since getting my open water diver's card.

Did the divemaster even give her a hairy eyeball? Or was he whupped?

Fat people get the bends easier. Maybe she had already had a few mini-strokes from previous dives. That would explain throwing equipment to the bottom of the lake -- brain damage.