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I thought this was funny as hell:
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:I wish I had some vicodin, it's been a long time. I remember the first time I took some vicodin for fun, it was like my whole body was a dick and god was blowing me.
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all over the tv! that wilkl be hard tyo get off without scratching
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Those kids should be spokespeople for abortions Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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all children are spokespersons for abortion. LOL JP JP!!  SirCrapsalot: i just got turned down by my e boyfriend SirCrapsalot: oh fuck wrong box 3 rabbits are on a log. One of them goes home and hangs himself........Buy a bike!
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I can't beleive it, I know those kids must have got off free because what parent would be liberal enough to just take a picture, I would be too busy losing my shit. If those were my kids I'd send them off to like the PRC or Iran..
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Avner wrote:I can't beleive it, I know those kids must have got off free because what parent would be liberal enough to just take a picture, I would be too busy losing my shit. If those were my kids I'd send them off to like the PRC or Iran..
I'll bet it was their mom or a relative who took the picture. You know Dad was pi$$ed-off to no end. If I were Dad, I would clean up the TV as much as I could and make them watch their stupid Teletubbies or Blues Clues or whatever kids watch these days, on that TV and no other. That would fix them forever.
"Dad, we can't see Tinkie-Winkie because there's a white spot on the TV."
"Oh yeah you little bastards? You shouldn't have painted the TV then, now go mow the lawn!"
"But I'm only five . . ."
EDIT: I don't have, nor do I want, children. Not that they're not little darlings and not that I wouldn't be a good father, but heaven help the product of my loins if they pi$$ me off. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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 SirCrapsalot: i just got turned down by my e boyfriend SirCrapsalot: oh fuck wrong box 3 rabbits are on a log. One of them goes home and hangs himself........Buy a bike!
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