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Its True.
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"Who the fuck is Leon Switch and why does he know we have a dog?" - Mrs. Giller
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I love The Onion. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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I didn't immediately realize it was The Onion and I SO believed it could be true. HolyJaw wrote:In the end, everything Endyss said.
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YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D. OR X'D. OR WHATEVER. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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endyss wrote:I didn't immediately realize it was The Onion and I SO believed it could be true. Even though its the onion...I think that actual research would probably find that a majority of American waking hours are, infact, spent infront of some kind of viewing screen/monitor/tv/cellphone screen. When you actually start thinking about how many times a day you spend reading some data of some kind, or being entertained....it really is comical.
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"Who the fuck is Leon Switch and why does he know we have a dog?" - Mrs. Giller
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Oh god, all of my teachers use projectors almost every day, too. On top of doing all of my homework on my computer, I also spend unholy amounts of time playing video games and surfing mindlessly on the net.. I think the only time I'm not looking at a glowing rectangle is when I'm on the bus or outside toking, and even then I'm constantly looking at my iPod screen.
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HolyJaw wrote:I love The Onion. [CMS]defiance - Steam: defiance018 - Xfire: defianceoby - www.constantmayhem.com
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So then I'm alone in hating the onion?
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WDF? wrote:
So then I'm alone in hating the onion? Awww, c'mon! The Onion even punk'd China.
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I wouldn't say I hate The Onion. Its just so fucking lame though.
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I love the onion. Well, not that sort of love. More like enjoy it the way Spaniard enjoys a small marsupial up the backdoor.
But I spend many of my days staring at fish tanks (work at a fish store). They are all rectangular, and have a light source, thus glowing rectangles.
This is therefor true even outside the electronic world.
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defiance wrote:HolyJaw wrote:I love The Onion. Win Cookies Awarded: 7 (bawwwwww)
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Onion humor is too mild for my tastes. Which is ironic because real onions make me cry. The raw ones at least.
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