That's ridiculous. I don't care that people have a passion for animal rights and ethical treatment, but why throw the fucking ball at 4 and 5 year olds who get happy meals? Yes, children, the happy meal is immoral. Have our McCruelty meal instead, packaged with horrendous drawings and a knife-wiedling Ronald McDonald. This reminds me of that movie Jesus Camp, where that evangelical lady lectures small children about how Harry Potter is satantic and uses witchcraft which is a one-way ticket to hell.

The way I see it - I'm a warm-blooded mammal and a member of the food chain. I eat things smaller than me and they eat things smaller than them because that's the way it's worked since before PETA fucks even had the time table to exist. A tiger doesn't care about subsituting soy for antelope. An alligator doesn't care about the feelings and suffering they put prey through when they snap down their huge jaw and start twisting over and over again. I almost feel as though these people are less human because they don't eat meat. We're omnivores. It's one thing if you can't eat certain meats because of health issues, but another thing when you have full ability to but simply refuse because that means Mr. Chicken has to die. Yet in the end, despite all of this, I accept that they think differently and acknowledge their right to.

But don't target children. Target the company directly.

I can't wait till Jessie Jackson's has this realization.

PETA = fags