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So here's the thing... Airport security has been continually adapted to meet hypothetical methods of smuggling a bomb onto a plane. The most obvious ones being that we have to take our shoes off because a dumbass tried to set off high explosives using a match, and we can't bring more than a few ounces of fluid on an airplane anymore unless it is breast milk or contact lens solution because you can't make explosives out of either of those, but a bottle of water could contain liquid dynamite. DHS says you... Must take shoes off... Must pour out fluids... Must get anal fisted... ? WHAT?! Yes it's true, soon you will get a free anal fisting with every flight: Al Qaida has developed a rectal based explosive transportation method that is undetectable: http://www.cbsnews.com/s...gnews/main5347847.shtml
Our skies could be filled with explosive filled terrorist assholes right this second. This guy made it through some of the best security on earth, the Saudi princes don't fuck around. Unless we begin anal fisting everyone passing through security the terrorists will win. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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The Spaniard is going to racking up his frequent flier miles very soon.
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I love how proud the guy in the video looks. "Yes! I could fit all of this in my bum!" In sincerity, yeah, it's fucking ridiculous that airports have to resort to these kinds of measures, but it's a pretty predictable response to fucking ridiculous aggressors. There may not be very many terrorist operatives, but that doesn't negate the fact that they are there, they wish to cause harm, and they will do anything to achieve their goals. Avoid going on the "hurrrr you're george bush you pig" angle, because I'm not. Safety + Peace
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TripleBam wrote:I love how proud the guy in the video looks.
"Yes! I could fit all of this in my bum!"
In sincerity, yeah, it's fucking ridiculous that airports have to resort to these kinds of measures, but it's a pretty predictable response to fucking ridiculous aggressors.
There may not be very many terrorist operatives, but that doesn't negate the fact that they are there, they wish to cause harm, and they will do anything to achieve their goals.
Avoid going on the "hurrrr you're george bush you pig" angle, because I'm not. You may not be George Bush but I really do have to wonder where the line is if allowing a stranger to insert their fist up your ass on the off chance that there might be a bomb somewhere in there is not over it. There's the joke about the ultimate security being everyone naked and in a drug induced coma. A special taxi comes and picks you up... get naked, get in, get drugged. Next thing you know you're wherever it was you are supposed to be. Freedom! Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.
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bragr wrote:The Spaniard is going to racking up his frequent flier miles very soon. muahahaha
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Once again Dick is taking something and making it a "Chicken Little" scenario.
I very very VERY seriously doubt that TSA security would even think about strip searching every person or requiring it even if a plane in the US was to be attacked this way in the future. To put it this way, is every single passenger required a cavity search for drugs currently? Do you get strip searched every time you go to the airport Dick? If you do, more than likely its because you're doing something thats causing suspicion (fingering your ass??!)
As much as an inconvenience sometimes to take my shoes and empty my pockets out before I get to the terminal I'd rather do it than find out at 30k feet that some jacktard smuggled a gun or knife onboard
It may not be detectable now....but the terrorists are kinda shooting themselves in the foot if they release the schematics online for their SUPA-secret weapon. The authorities are just going to download the files...make one themselves and train until they have a device or animal thats able to detect it.
Maybe they can train dogs to sniff out the lube the terrorists use.....a few lube happy tourists may be "casualties" to the inspections but chances are they might enjoy it anyways and we'll still catch the bad guys
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Cecilsan[GwDR wrote:]Once again Dick is taking something and making it a "Chicken Little" scenario.
Why do you hate America? Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.
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I, for one, welcome my new Anal overlord. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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I am right, and anbody that disagrees with me is wrong. [CMS]defiance - Steam: defiance018 - Xfire: defianceoby - www.constantmayhem.com
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bragr wrote:The Spaniard is going to racking up his frequent flier miles very soon. HolyJaw wrote:I, for one, welcome my new Anal overlord. LOL. Oh, God, I love this place so much it HURTS! xD wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!! 
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I wouldn't mind an anal fisting for freedom as long as I got a reach-around with it too. Remember-- "Freedom isn't Free." "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... victory"
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