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I get a phone call from my brother that I missed, so I call him back Brother: Hey man, what's up? Me: Hey, did you just call me? Brother: Yeah, what are you doing June 4th? Me: Umm.. probably working or getting a job. I'll be graduated by then. Why? Brother: Do you think you might be able to do a photography gig? Me: What is it? It depends... Brother: Oh, that's the day my baby is going to be born. Me: Oh, oka-WHAT? *Tons of laughter in the background* Me: God damnit, Stuart. Please tell me this is another dachshund (he has 3 others). *More laughter in the background* Brother: This is for real this time. By the way, everyone is over here and everyone just heard you freak out. Thanks. Bike is going to be an uncle. Weeeeeee! {pDs} Lead Salad: bike why did you change your name
Jessica343: so I can get heals
{pDs} Lead Salad: oh damn good idea
{pDs} Lead Salad has changed their name to {pDs} Lead Salad (is a girl)
Jessica343: hahah
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Congrats. Just think. In a couple of years you can teach the kid dirty words.
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I'm more excited about teaching the kid how to heal, so then I can get a PERMAMEDIC {pDs} Lead Salad: bike why did you change your name
Jessica343: so I can get heals
{pDs} Lead Salad: oh damn good idea
{pDs} Lead Salad has changed their name to {pDs} Lead Salad (is a girl)
Jessica343: hahah
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Little nieces and nephews are so much fun! And I do hope he was kidding about your photographing the birth itself. There's just not much beautiful about that (except the bebe - after about 5 hours of being cleaned off and out of the womb).  Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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Congrats Bike! That's awesome!!
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This is only more awesome if you change your name to Uncle Bike and constantly say it with as much percussion as possible, addressing yourself in the third person with similar regularity. Uncle BIKE says this plastic isn't good for you, little nephew. Safety + Peace
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Congrats uncle bike! Kelsey.Bertha.Chuck. "Life is like a gumball machine because you never know what you are going to get until you open up the little door at the bottom, and sometimes it is poop because some homeless guy has put poop in the gumball machine."
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wow I wish I could be someone's hip stoner uncle.. being an only child sucks!
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Uncy bike :3 In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way. 
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Rank: You're gonna stick that where?
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Quote:being an only child sucks! Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20.... Yes.... Same parents
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Congrats bike! That's really exciting! lol jp jp!â„¢
PEACE IS ALL THE WORLD NEEDS...
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Yay! Congrats Bike! :D wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!! 
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This is good news!
Congratulations Uncle Bike!
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