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I'm not a big fan of having 5 billion messengers, but the ones I do have are used for clan and VHEL related matters (Steam, MSN, and Skype). Just now, I received a message from somebody who I thought was auditioning for VHEL. I was wrong. I asked if she were auditioning for VHEL, but she said no. Since my Skype account is mainly used for voice acting stuff, I normally don't give out my contact info. Mr.12 was ready to nerf some bitch, big time. Though I tried to flat out stop talking, this person was asking constant questions. 10 mins into the conversation without any odd signs calmed my nerves a bit, so I approached this like any ordinary conversation. Apparently, this person (a girl) is Chinese, and is trying to major in international trade. When I asked her how she got into contact with me, I found out she did a random search through Skype's friend finder. When I found that out, the words "FUCK YOU, SKYPE!" came to mind. I'm not a person to just say "GTFO! Never bother me again.", but I really don't have anything to be hostile about when nothing endangering has occurred yet. In fact, she directly stated she wanted a "friend" that could help her improve her engrish...I mean, English. What do you think? Should I "help her improve her English" and "be her American friend"? Me? I'm still laughing my ass off behind how stupid this situation is, so don't get me started about how I feel. You've yet to fail me, internet. DredNaught wrote:In regard to the ladies... or lack thereof: Just remember that it's about quality, not quantity. And when you do meet a lucky lady, don't be a fool, wrap your tool!
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Sounds to me like it just may have a "Happy ending".
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Razor wrote:Sounds to me like it just may have a "Happy ending". If you ask War, he may give you the secrets to multiple "happy endings."  Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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Razor wrote:Sounds to me like it just may have a "Happy ending". You mean a "harpry endwring"? It depends on wheter or not it puts a strain on you 12. If it's too much, then I would just try and confuse her into leaving using big words. Seems like that would work...  Quote:Razor: As hard as one might try no one will ever be able to pull one over on Super Penguin. Backpack of Win
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Super Penguin wrote:You mean a "harpry endwring"?
It depends on wheter or not it puts a strain on you 12. If it's too much, then I would just try and confuse her into leaving using big words. Seems like that would work... Mission: - Make an independent game sold via Steam - Take control over a clan that's been going for over 10 years - Take care of a dog who looks at you like a mother (and the latest addition) - Teach a Chinese girl how to speak English Reward: 120 Exp Broken Sword Potion 50 Fame Getting laid (7% chance) DredNaught wrote:In regard to the ladies... or lack thereof: Just remember that it's about quality, not quantity. And when you do meet a lucky lady, don't be a fool, wrap your tool!
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Hey, at least this way you can say you have "connections in China". Quote:Razor: As hard as one might try no one will ever be able to pull one over on Super Penguin. Backpack of Win
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Mr. 12 wrote:
Getting laid (7% chance)
I think you may be overestimating your chances. By about 7%. Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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See, the rewards keep getting smaller and smaller. D= DredNaught wrote:In regard to the ladies... or lack thereof: Just remember that it's about quality, not quantity. And when you do meet a lucky lady, don't be a fool, wrap your tool!
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Mrs.Crawdad wrote:I think you may be overestimating your chances. By about 7%. Tweeeettt. 5 point deduction for hitting below the belt.
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Mr. 12 wrote:The rewards keep getting smaller and smaller. That's what she...yeah. Safety + Peace
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HERRO BANG. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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About 3 or so years ago, I was a member of the ReactOS development email list, and this was back when I spoke spanish better than I do now (due to a lack of practice). A guy sent an email to the list completely in Spanish. The people that subscribe to this list are largely made of North Americans, Central/Northern/Eastern Europeans, and Russians and so most everybody, including the question answering people, were all like WTF. So I replied to thread with a translation of what he asked and facilitated a few email exchanges and I felt pretty good about myself. A few days after that, he sent me a direct message and Google talk (we both have gmail) and thanked me for helping him. To make a long story short he wanted to improve his English and I, trying to be friendly, agreed. But the problem was that his English was so poor that he wasn't to the point where he could really improve it with conversation, yet he kept trying, and he would try anytime we were both online and it lasted till one of had to log off. This went on for a few weeks, and it was starting to get really annoying. This was about the time when I bought my first domain and started using Google Apps which allows you have your sites email hosted by google. This includes Google talk accounts @youdomain.com. So I quietly copied over all my google talk contacts from one account to the other except for his. I know it was mean but I feel it was better for me to just kinda disappear than tell him to get lost. I was planning to transition before this happened, it just had convenient timing. 12: Its probably not worth it. Just block her and it will tell her that you are always offline. Simple, easy, no one get offended.
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Mr. 12 wrote:Mission:
- Make an independent game sold via Steam
- Take control over a clan that's been going for over 10 years
- Take care of a dog who looks at you like a mother
(and the latest addition)
- Teach a Chinese girl how to speak English
Reward:
120 Exp
Broken Sword
Potion
50 Fame
Getting laid (7% chance) Fricken noob you didn't know they nerfed that a long time ago, Its now 10 exp reward no sword and potion but only 5 fame , but fame only in china so it don't matter it doesn't change the fact that most people think Jews are much like the Ferengi of Star Trek. More interested in acquiring "profits" than anything else. -Erkdog
Shut the fuck up Frostbite, I know what i am doing i been playing TF2 for 8 fucking years i know how to run my damn servers-Erkdog
More pearls from Erkdog
I say we let him back on the forums.
lol epic
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Not to be your mom and tell you what yo do or anything but this is my advice: Don't do it. You have enough on your plate, you don't need to waste time trying to teach someone english. You are in no way obligated to do so or even have an English degree. Plus, the whole not getting laid thing :P haha Kelsey.Bertha.Chuck. "Life is like a gumball machine because you never know what you are going to get until you open up the little door at the bottom, and sometimes it is poop because some homeless guy has put poop in the gumball machine."
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