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Splinter
#1 Posted: : Monday, January 18, 2010 12:45:24 PM
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Definitely my next purchase:


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#2 Posted: : Monday, January 18, 2010 1:15:50 PM
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Doesn't look too bad.
Jeeps don't get stuck, they just take breaks.

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Bike
#3 Posted: : Monday, January 18, 2010 1:17:57 PM
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I'm definitely looking forward to that game as well. I played AvP online for a long time and it was always so damn fun. There are some other games I'm looking forward to these next few months:

Mass Effect 2
Bioshock 2
Splinter Cell: Conviction
C&C 4
Final Fantasy XIII

Get ready for a great year of gaming folks.
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Giller [GwDR]
#4 Posted: : Monday, January 18, 2010 3:37:31 PM
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We used to have great LAN parties back in the day playing AvP. Multiplayer was the greatness...single player less so. I have faith that they will have it play true to the original, since the team leader was on the original AvP team. I loved how playing as the alien, you had a fisheye lense look to your view, and that when you ran up walls and ceilings the perspective changed so that the world was viewed from that perspective, making walls your floor, and the ceiling upside down...sweetness. you could get so disoriented when running for your life from marine fire sometimes. I loved watching some ppl get physically sick from playing the alien.

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#5 Posted: : Monday, January 18, 2010 4:37:26 PM
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Giller [GwDR wrote:
]We used to have great LAN parties back in the day playing AvP. Multiplayer was the greatness...single player less so. I have faith that they will have it play true to the original, since the team leader was on the original AvP team. I loved how playing as the alien, you had a fisheye lense look to your view, and that when you ran up walls and ceilings the perspective changed so that the world was viewed from that perspective, making walls your floor, and the ceiling upside down...sweetness. you could get so disoriented when running for your life from marine fire sometimes. I loved watching some ppl get physically sick from playing the alien.


Word. Alien was fun (I used to play predalien a lot). There were two great things about playing alien: the wall-walking changing perspective with the player, and the lunging. So awesome.
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#6 Posted: : Monday, January 18, 2010 10:52:23 PM
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Bike wrote:
Get ready for a great year of gaming folks.

Fucking seconded. All of the games and above I would tear my cheeks out for. I also used to play alien--the freedom of movement is so much fun.
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Muffalopadus
#7 Posted: : Tuesday, January 19, 2010 9:59:53 AM
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Wowzers. The carnage. I hope the MP is going to be as fun as you said it was. Or something..?

Can't wait to shoot me up some aliems.
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Super Penguin
#8 Posted: : Tuesday, January 19, 2010 3:19:47 PM
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Muffalopadus wrote:
Can't wait to shoot me up some aliems.

Woah woah woah, you can get high off of aliens?

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#9 Posted: : Tuesday, January 19, 2010 5:22:57 PM
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Super Penguin wrote:
Woah woah woah, you can get high off of aliens?


Yes. You take the alien and skin it. The innermost layer (mucosa familiara) can be carefully stripped off, and dried. Once dried and turned into a fine powder (only to increase the surface area and rate of absorption), the substance may be snorted, swallowed, or injected directly into the bloodstream. Smoking alieum is discouraged, the heat denatures the compound.

Alieum is a powerful hallucinogen as it interacts mainly with the serotoninergic and dopaminergic systems in our brain. The effect is similar to LSD, but its currently legal to use. Hooray for loopholes!

While killing and harvesting your own alien is cheap and exciting, it is also very dangerous if oneself is inexperienced with the harvesting process. Many bodily fluids are extremely corrosive. Buy alieum from a reputable dealer, otherwise shoot up at your own risk.
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quart
#10 Posted: : Tuesday, January 19, 2010 7:26:31 PM
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I can't believe that you took the time to write that. My hat is off to you sir.
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#11 Posted: : Thursday, January 21, 2010 7:14:29 PM
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so i just preordered this =D cant wait

Formally known as MrT
The film "Brokeback Mountain" was originally pitched as an off-beat romance starring MrT and WhutDuFuk. The sole reason the two legends declined the starring roles is because if MrT and WhutDuFuk were to kiss, there would be new meaning to the word homosexual...it would mean "obligation".
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