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So here's the skinny. Whut's dick. Haha just kidding. But seriously though, whut has a below average penis. Christmas night I got really fucking drunk. Drunker than I usually get. I was alone in a house of old people and my mom, and my grandpa has a likker cabinet fill of goodies. I made white russians and then pounded shots of vodka. Last night I got pretty drunk. Had a six pack of guinness, some whiskey and a couple kokanees. We (myself and my two cousins) played pool at my one-year-sober aunt and uncle's house and they invited our inebriated asses to a $5 game of texas hold'em and summarily robbed us, trolling us the whole time. I've never been a big booze person. Whut can tell you that. My dad is an asshole of an alcoholic and that turned me off it for a while. But I've been drinking a lot this year. My special lady friend is out on a 3-day cabin trip I was unable to go to because my mom likes tormenting me for some reason. I am depressed now. I want to get drunk tonight. And probably the night after that. and maybe, just maybe, every night until new year's. So you guys are the veterans. Recommend me some cocktails, my grandpa has almost everything. I don't want to drink white russians anymore, they're kinda gross and high in fat.
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My recommendation is that of your paternal figure is an alcoholic then you need to be very careful. Other than that I have nothing other than agreeing with you about Whut.
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Straight shots of whiskey. Thaaaat's.... about it. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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HolyJaw wrote:Straight shots of whiskey. Thaaaat's.... about it. What I've done for every New Year's since I turned 19. Except that one time where the party all decided to do shots of sambuca. Lasted about 6 minutes. Stuff's just nasty. Win Cookies Awarded: 7 (bawwwwww)
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Razor wrote:My recommendation is that of your paternal figure is an alcoholic then you need to be very careful. Other than that I have nothing other than agreeing with you about Whut. Personally, I like Gin and Tonics, (good) gin on the rocks, rum and cokes, or straight vodka such as grey goose or similar. Cannot say how well they would work for getting smashed, I assume pretty well, but I'm a square and drink in moderation. :P
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had two screwdrivers, 3 shots of vodka and 3 shots of whiskey last night. I wasn't expecting to wake up at 7 in the morning.. now I'm bored. really wish I could play some TF2 right now..
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When you start waking up suddenly for no reason is when you should get worried. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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thanks for the cocktail recommendations guys. I don't know if I'll be able to keep up with all these drinks! seriously wtf. whut, why haven't you made a post here?
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Muff's Muffler Special 3 Parts Ethanol (for the alchohol) + 1 part acetone (to counteract the denaturants in the ethanol) = have fun, buddy. If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan My Backpack
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Quote:3 Parts Ethanol (for the alchohol) + 1 part acetone (to counteract the denaturants in the ethanol) = have fun, buddy. This will clean you out...or kill you.
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bloody marys are my new favorite cocktail. and the best part about it.. is that it's totally healthy! now I can get several servings of vegetables while I get wasted! butterscotch schnapps.. huh. I have mixed feelings about this. I used to love butterscotch as a kid but this is just a little gross.. I'm pretty fond of godmothers now as well. but with only a little amaretto.. the shits a little too sweet for me.
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silverwasp wrote:This will clean you out...or kill you. Best to take a couple of shots of everclear and pass out then. Everclear is good for two things: cleaning out a fiery path from your lips straight down through your dick and for degreasing engines. Oh wait... Washington is stupid and is banned here. Best make a trip down to Oregon for that shit. Otherwise, since you have free access to a liquor cabinet, best drink the good stuff. I'd go with Scotch (single malt or blend) on the rocks. And wake up in the morning with an Irish coffee (1 part irish cream, 3 part drip coffee or expresso). If you lack real coffee, then Kailua will suffice. If you really want to send your health down the drain, best to finish it off with a French Breakfest (1 part cigarette, 1 part black coffee). Cheers.
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I forgot about this. My new favorite is 7 and 7. I got really fucked up though, on new year's. Puked and passed out then told my girlfriend happy birthday over the phone (it wasnt her birthday)
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Lead Salad wrote:I forgot about this. My new favorite is 7 and 7.
I got really fucked up though, on new year's. Puked and passed out then told my girlfriend happy birthday over the phone (it wasnt her birthday) It's the thought that counts, right?
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