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The following text was pulled from four typed pages I found lying around my house. It's apparently written by the son of a friend of the family. He is 10. It is presented herein exactly as I found it. I take no credit for any part of it. The Story of Weirdo Queen
Bobby
And Nerdy King Joe
2 The next day...
Bobby read a book about Zwarms (evil monsters), it said, "Zwarms take dumb queens that go outside at 11:26 sharp. She hated the book so she threw it away and totally forgot about it. At 11:26 she went outside. She saw red things moving around and she didn't care.
When she was going back to the palace, Zwarms dragged her butt to the Zwarms-underground. She heard scary noises like bats hissing, people screaming, and scary music but she found that it was all by a CD player so it wasn't so scary. In the morning nerdy Joe woke up, brushed his teeth, took a shower made with dog puke without noticing and ate a frog without noticing.
Then he noticed that Bobby was gone so he told his guards to look for Bobby. In an hour all his guards came back and said "We can not find Bobby anywhere."
Joe told his blacksmiths to make a chain-gun, sword, shield, gold armor and a back pocket for a chain-gun and Bobby detector.
When the Blacksmiths where done with making everything he wore the armor, put his sword and shield in his hands and put the chain-gun and Bobby detector in his back pocket. After all of that he took his Bobby detector and it said that she was in Zwarms-underground. He knows that place because his grandfather died when fighting king-zwarm, king Zwarm was the most powerful of all Zwarms.
Joe rode his horse, thunder, to Zwarms-underground. Then there was a huge cage with dumb queens and one of the dumb queens was Bobby so he chose to open the cage. He found the key. He opened the cage and the dumb queens ran off. Then he fought the king zwarm Joe took his sword and tried to stab his heart but King Zwarm threw his sword and Joe took out his chain-gun and he shot his head off. Then, he went back to the palace and found Bobby. Bobby said, "WOW! You're a hero, Joe!" They gave each other a hug, and Bobby said, "You smell like dog puke!"
The End Safety + Peace
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Um. Wow. Im gonna be honest. If this kid harbors this talent and nurtures it... he's definitely going to go places. That's out of this world for a 10 year old. Better than that Paolini shit. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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I have a surrogate younger sister who writes exactly like him. I loved it. Heh. You smell like dog puke. If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan My Backpack
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