Donuts - Don't Lick Glass Options
Cantrip
#1 Posted: : Tuesday, August 10, 2010 12:37:51 AM
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So our town has a county fair around this time every year. There's a big hall of vendors who sell all kinds of crap. Veggie choppers, nut merchant, random tool booth, etc.

One of the vendors who returns every year is the tiny donut machine vendor. They have a machine which makes these little donuts with a two inch diameter. The batter drops into a river of oil, they get plucked out and rolled in sugar.



So they had this sign on the glass - I assume that they had problems that needed to be addressed in the sign:

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Gunslinger
#2 Posted: : Tuesday, August 10, 2010 4:46:43 AM
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I am intrigued by this automated donut making process
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Rikaelus
#3 Posted: : Tuesday, August 10, 2010 1:21:48 PM
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Pray tell, can one open one's mouth at the end of the line and allow donuts to fall into it?
If so I'll take three.

Cantrip
#4 Posted: : Tuesday, August 10, 2010 6:13:54 PM
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Rikaelus wrote:
Pray tell, can one open one's mouth at the end of the line and allow donuts to fall into it?


You can, but they are covered in 400 degree oil. Might burn off your tongue and the roof of your mouth a little.

Here's the process:


You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
Gunslinger
#5 Posted: : Tuesday, August 10, 2010 8:13:12 PM
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Ah, something like that wouldnt be too hard to recreate, I'm must start planning
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BoozeHound
#6 Posted: : Friday, October 22, 2010 11:38:55 PM
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You have never been to a Krispy Kreme then??? That is what they use in almost all the new ones being built.. Oh how I loves that machine.. nevermind the face prints on the glass.. /me looks away




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