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Ladies and gentlemen, I have turned a corner.
Behold, a blurry closeup pic of a gray curly hair (or grey curly hair for our Brit friends):
It's my first gray chest hair.
-What did you think it was?
Checking my scrotum right now for more of the same. Will update if I find anything.You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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If you find a gray hair or your scrotum?
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when you say checking your scrotum I'm thinking of a sharpie and check marks as you inspect each hair one by one. At least your scrotum finally gets some attention from something besides the water in the toilet bowl when you sit down.
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ahhhh_crap wrote:when you say checking your scrotum I'm thinking of a sharpie and check marks as you inspect each hair one by one. At least your scrotum finally gets some attention from something besides the water in the toilet bowl when you sit down. Funny you should mention that. I have a friend whose mother was from a tiny town way outside the Chicago area out in the middle of the country. Every summer they would go visit my friend's mother's mother's - his grandma's. Grandma's house was built in like 1900. It had an outhouse in the back that still functioned, but Grandma had placed indoor plumbing in the house in like the '50s. Well, his father, married to his mother, whose mother's house they would stay at, his grandmother, would leave in the middle of the night while they were there. He would come back like 20 minutes later. Grandmother and mother got suspicious whenever this happened and confronted him one morning over breakfast. Mom asked, kinda half-joking, half-serious, if he was going over to the next farm to do the hot divorcee. Father laughed. "Ah, hell no. I'm going out behind the barn to the outhouse." Well mom and grandmother pointed out that he had access to a perfectly good indoor toilet. He responded, "Well, I'm not using the indoor toilet again. Not after the first time when I sat down and felt my balls tread the freezing cold water." Now, that is a big-balled man. The End. You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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1. regarding the gray/grey hair... lol. welcome to my world, Cantrip. There's Metamucil and a walker for you to the left. :P 2. regarding your stories... You are awesome. :D
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when I was working at a hardware store, had a older guy come in to check out the toilets.
He was unhappy that none of our display toilets actually had water in them.
I did my best to assure him this was standard, and no, I could not fill them with water for him.
I can't recall if I made the mistake of asking why he wanted them filled, or if he volunteered on his own, regardless, I soon found out that it was of great import to him, as all too often his balls were sitting in the water.
Considering his age-no, it was not because of the size of the balls.
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I just realized I said "a older guy" instead of "an older guy" and now fear both Mrs. C and DP (the Ducked Phoenix) will hurry over to scold me.
Editing is a weakness, don't do it.
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If I had to guess, I would have guessed it was some sort of metallic lower case delta. Gratz! I've always wanted grey hair, it looks so distinguished. A family that I'm friends with has some weird genetic thing where they get grey hair young. I think the 20 year old son is peppered with greys. Growf, how old are you anyway? If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan My Backpack
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Sorry, I didn't see the Q until now, Muff. I'm 43.
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Growf wrote:Sorry, I didn't see the Q until now, Muff. I'm 43. Also at 43 I have my share of them. Happened almost 7 years ago, which coincidentally is the age of my oldest child.
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Muffalopadus wrote: I think the 20 year old son is peppered with greys.
Poor Crawdad. I love his gray hairs. And crap - yeah, you caught yourself, so I'll let it slide this time.  Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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