Four Loko Banned in WA Options
TripleBam
#1 Posted: : Wednesday, November 10, 2010 4:50:00 PM
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Four Loko, a caffeinated malt liquor beverage, will be banned in WA starting the 18th of this month following the hospitalization of nine Central Washington University students. Any thoughts?

I harbor various embitterments toward the nanny state and develop a raging hard-on whenever I see stupid people get what's coming to them. With this ban, I will be privy to fewer stupid people drinking themselves into a poisoned oblivion, thanks to a finger-wagging nanny state that wants to put all of your toys on the top shelf of the closet where you can't reach it.
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#2 Posted: : Saturday, November 20, 2010 2:18:14 AM
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I hate it when big brother tells me what to do! If I want to eat transfats, I'll eat some deep fried battered beacon. If I want to smoke herb, I will smoke some damn it! Then shortly followed with an additional helping of deep fried beacon... mmmm... beacon.

Dumbass college kids binge drinking is nothing new. Add a stimulant to a depressant is bad fucking news for the heart anyway. Sure useless deaths are a sad thing, but the population is better for in the long run; Darwinism for the win.

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#3 Posted: : Saturday, November 20, 2010 1:46:23 PM
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The more people act irresponsible (ie, like children) the more they need parenting (ie, a nanny).
I'm a firm believer that if the nanny state grows, it's because we need it to.

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#4 Posted: : Saturday, November 20, 2010 6:29:47 PM
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solution:

go get some vodka. then go get some redbull. combine the two. drink!

get just as fucked up (remember, alcohol plus caffiene means serious liver dickage) and move on with your lives
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#5 Posted: : Saturday, November 20, 2010 8:50:05 PM
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There are definitely times that I wish there was more natural selection going on. Oh whats that? You OD'ed on a crappy drink? Too bad. =\
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#6 Posted: : Monday, November 22, 2010 10:37:18 PM
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Muffalopadus wrote:
There are definitely times that I wish there was more natural selection going on. Oh whats that? You OD'ed on a crappy drink? Too bad. =\

I second the motion.

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#7 Posted: : Saturday, November 27, 2010 1:18:17 AM
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Rikaelus wrote:
The more people act irresponsible (ie, like children) the more they need parenting (ie, a nanny).
I'm a firm believer that if the nanny state grows, it's because we need it to.

It's the gradual slide towards state control that gives the populace the slack to continue dicking stuff up. Quite simply, stupid isn't against the law, nor should it ever be. The public is not a child. It doesn't need walls and borders to tell it when it's done something wrong. The public is, at times, a rowdy and idiotic bunch, but so can be said of each of its parts. Darwin is a fantastic teacher.
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