I've been having problems with my lower back and hips because of all the running I've been doing.  After this morning's long run I was walking kinda crooked.

So i went to the mall to pick up my glasses and there's a troupe of Chinese masseurs who are parked in front of the eyeglasses place.  They have some chick who lures people in.  I kept telling her my back hurt so no thank you.  She doesn't speak very good English, but she kinda suggested it would help.  What the hell, it's cheaper than the damn chiropractor who didn't have time to see me this week.

So she starts off the massage and about thirty seconds into it, she hands off to one of the guys after blurting out a bunch of stuff in Chinese.  WTF?  He's got his hand and elbow on my ass, lower back and hips.  Then there's a knee and a shin and a slap here and there.  I was going to say something, but you know what?  It felt really good have his hand on my ass and back. 

He worked on the aching part of my lower back for like five minutes straight.  He was borderline doing chiropractic adjustment, which you can't do without a license in this state. Mucho fines by the regulatory board. But I wasn't going to complain to anyone.  Part of what he did to my stiff upper back hurt so much while he was doing it that I was sweating like a pig onto their leather chair things.  When i got up there was like sweat froth which I helped clean up and he disinfected as I left.  Feel great at this moment.

Never thought I would love a guy's hand and elbow on my ass.   Guess you could say i was just curious, but now I'm hooked.

I was straight until I let a Chinese guy grab my ass too. Trust me, it's a lot more fun this way.