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#1 Posted: : Thursday, July 20, 2006 2:54:38 PM
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IF YOU LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES - consider this....
IF YOU LIVE ANYWHERE ELSE- feel free to laugh at us....

The National debt for the United States of America as of today is estimated at - $8,408,680,729,449.37

According to the Blue Dog Coalition your share of the national debt is
$28,097.51


Now I don't know about you but I do not recall ever spending any of that $8 trillion. What I do remember is my parents paying taxes and giving the government more money to spend. Can you believe the fucking balls of these guys telling us how much of what they spent, each of us owe. What a joke. Does this make you angry too?
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#2 Posted: : Thursday, July 20, 2006 3:33:09 PM
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No.  I don't give a shit.
POOPS HOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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#3 Posted: : Thursday, July 20, 2006 3:36:40 PM
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LOLOLOLOLOL
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#4 Posted: : Thursday, July 20, 2006 3:50:41 PM
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Hmm.  The average life span of a human male is about 72 years.  If a baby was born today, and given that amount to spend during its lifetime, it would have to start spending that money at a rate of $3703.29 every second.  Plus, in order to pay off the interest, he would have to spend roughly another $185 per second.  I could do it y'all.
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#5 Posted: : Thursday, July 20, 2006 6:08:15 PM
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I'd rent the most expensive hooker ever

Then pay for the most expensive operation ever to get rid of the std's

then when the operation failed I would hire the most expensive hitman to whack the hooker.
You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
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#6 Posted: : Thursday, July 20, 2006 6:09:15 PM
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Achilleus wrote:
No.  I don't give a shit.


of course you don't you communist
You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
llenta
#7 Posted: : Thursday, July 20, 2006 6:21:32 PM
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well the US government is run by a bunch of idiots.  the funny thing is that we are going to run out of oil shortly.  right now gas is so heavily taxed by the american government that when we stop selling gas, they are going to loose a shit load of income.  god knows how they are going to get that income back.
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#8 Posted: : Thursday, July 20, 2006 6:39:35 PM
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STALIN HOOOOOOOOOOO!
POOPS HOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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#9 Posted: : Friday, July 21, 2006 8:07:38 PM
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gas is expensive because they can no longer launder drug money from afghanistan.(taliban killed the poppy fields) NYSE was the main source of money laundering. Check into it. How many companies broke their leases before sept 911 and vanished? Just the one who were warned, of course.  Now they're making everyone pay for their fat cat lifestyles.  Did you notice how your portfolio took a dive after 911?  Invest in cheney & rumsfield and you'll support the Nazi cause. Get rich by sending your boys to die in Iraq.  Just don't tell your grandkids how you made your shameful profits. Invest in war. it's the new money. Oil is just the icing on the bushcake!
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#10 Posted: : Friday, July 21, 2006 8:59:15 PM
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Achilleus wrote:
STALIN HOOOOOOOOOOO!


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Fear the ING!
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#11 Posted: : Friday, July 21, 2006 9:11:00 PM
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MMMMMMMMM Bushcake.

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