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Having trouble finding that special someone? Well fret no more!! EHarmony Minor Matchmaker! SirCrapsalot: i just got turned down by my e boyfriend SirCrapsalot: oh fuck wrong box 3 rabbits are on a log. One of them goes home and hangs himself........Buy a bike!
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LMAO! oh thats good  Formally known as MrT The film "Brokeback Mountain" was originally pitched as an off-beat romance starring MrT and WhutDuFuk. The sole reason the two legends declined the starring roles is because if MrT and WhutDuFuk were to kiss, there would be new meaning to the word homosexual...it would mean "obligation".
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That girl was 14 and 1/2 lol that was funny Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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ya basterd,,,
Kids just got no r-e-s-p-e-c-t for their elders these days....
I ll have ya know I only chase 18+ year olds.. how else can ya mooch cigs off of em? Once Known as Grumpy... Oh hell lets face it... I have and will always be Grumpy
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Fuck eharmony http://www.onlinebootycall.com/ is where its at! I read ALL your private messages.
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Who makes this crap anyways
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Lone Wolf wrote:Who makes this crap anyways
I don't know who makes it, but the people that use it end up being on Nightline when they have the special on "internet predators". So the next time you arrange a fuck session with a 14 year old (gross) be sure to case the joint way before the suggested date of engagement. I don't understand the whole "lets fuck us some kids" attitude though, women reach their sexual prime around 35 or so, plus who wants to get down with a chick who doesn't know what the fuck she's doing??????
Don Sexual TerribleNate wrote:Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder. Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.
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IamDonSharp wrote:
Lone Wolf wrote:Who makes this crap anyways
I don't know who makes it, but the people that use it end up being on Nightline when they have the special on "internet predators". So the next time you arrange a fuck session with a 14 year old (gross) be sure to case the joint way before the suggested date of engagement. I don't understand the whole "lets fuck us some kids" attitude though, women reach their sexual prime around 35 or so, plus who wants to get down with a chick who doesn't know what the fuck she's doing??????
Don Sexual
Don, i'd reply to your post, but im too damn distracted by your avatar. Pfft, that video sucks, NAMBLA is where its at.. Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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NAMBLA? Once Known as Grumpy... Oh hell lets face it... I have and will always be Grumpy
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stealth wrote:NAMBLA is where its at..  You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
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stealth wrote:NAMBLA is where its at.. Nah.. just move to Japan.
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IamDonSharp wrote:
....14 year old (gross).....
bastard Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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GrumpyOldMan wrote:NAMBLA? The Daily Show was calling everything NAMBLA the other day, it was so funny.
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llenta wrote:GrumpyOldMan wrote:NAMBLA? The Daily Show was calling everything NAMBLA the other day, it was so funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJX003ZoDSU NAMBLA= North American Man Boy Love Association "The North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) is a New York City and San Francisco-based unincorporated organization that opposes the use of age as the sole criterion for deciding whether minors can legally engage in sexual relations. NAMBLA defends what it asserts to be the right of minors to explore their sexuality on a much freer basis. It has resolved to "end the oppression of men and boys who have freely chosen mutually consenting relationships", and calls for "the adoption of laws that both protect children from unwanted sexual experiences and at the same time leave them free to determine the content of their own sexual experiences." " 'Nuff said Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies.
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stealth wrote:llenta wrote:GrumpyOldMan wrote:NAMBLA? The Daily Show was calling everything NAMBLA the other day, it was so funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJX003ZoDSU NAMBLA= North American Man Boy Love Association "The North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) is a New York City and San Francisco-based unincorporated organization that opposes the use of age as the sole criterion for deciding whether minors can legally engage in sexual relations. NAMBLA defends what it asserts to be the right of minors to explore their sexuality on a much freer basis. It has resolved to "end the oppression of men and boys who have freely chosen mutually consenting relationships", and calls for "the adoption of laws that both protect children from unwanted sexual experiences and at the same time leave them free to determine the content of their own sexual experiences." " 'Nuff said
Also NAMBLA.=North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes, I have a freind who is a member. I like what you guys put while I was away, but I think it was best that I changed it. 
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