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#1 Posted: : Wednesday, August 16, 2006 3:42:01 PM
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All Rise for the Honorable Judge Extreme Akim. That's right America, justice has a new face, and a new attitude. Judge Extreme Akim doesn't take no lip and his passion for justice is as real as his supposedly southern accent. Akim is a judicial juggernaut, hes like that bitch Judge Judy,  that fatass Judge Joe Brown, and Jerry Springer all rolled into a law enforcing powerhouse. Thats right, Extreme Akim is of a new generation of Judges, trading in his tired gavel for a Louisville Slugger branded with the tag "Justice". Its the greatest thing to happen to daytime TV since....well I don't watch much daytime tv but if you don't believe me see for yourself motherfuckees!!!

 
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llenta
#2 Posted: : Wednesday, August 16, 2006 4:14:46 PM
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wow, a judge with a baseball bat.  thats just wierd.
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#3 Posted: : Wednesday, August 16, 2006 4:28:12 PM
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cool, i wish it would come to california
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#4 Posted: : Wednesday, August 16, 2006 4:49:36 PM
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Daaaaaayyyyuuuummmmmmmm.

A judge that actually shows you the outcome after...and forces people to hold onto a speeding hummer...that's hardcore awesomeness.

I'm sorry, but I'd like to be able to rule that people have to hold onto a rope and get dragged through mud in order to win. That'd be awesome.




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#5 Posted: : Wednesday, August 16, 2006 4:49:45 PM
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Uh, well, the judge is a real attorney from Charleston S.C.

And it also stars . . . KATO KAELIN!!!!  Dun-dun-daaaaa!

But come on, it's produced by Nation Lampoon:

http://www.eyeforaneyetv.com/

You should be more like Cantrip.



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#6 Posted: : Wednesday, August 16, 2006 5:06:21 PM
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Its so fantastic
You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
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#7 Posted: : Wednesday, August 16, 2006 5:09:08 PM
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Hahaha what the fuck!  That last part!  hahaha what the fuck?
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#8 Posted: : Wednesday, August 16, 2006 5:11:07 PM
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SirLordPoop wrote:
Hahaha what the fuck!  That last part!  hahaha what the fuck?


Thats crime and punishment lad.
You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
Lone Wolf
#9 Posted: : Wednesday, August 16, 2006 6:22:42 PM
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bloodhands wrote:
cool, i wish it would come to california


I've seen this here in San Diego a few times already, pretty funny shit some times. 
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#10 Posted: : Wednesday, August 16, 2006 6:38:13 PM
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Am I the only one that thinks that was really dumb?
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#11 Posted: : Wednesday, August 16, 2006 10:16:01 PM
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I think Judge Dredd rules all TV judges...

...and Diane Lane is hot
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