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dr.roho
#1 Posted: : Sunday, August 13, 2006 6:15:23 PM
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Hey,

 I just got half-life 2 and it also came witth deathmatch.  I met MonsterVince and he showed me how to become a Nookie. I am 13 so you might think i suck but with a magnum i am one of the best guys on the field.  I just got done playing some difficult opponents like Extra Cheeze and guess what? Not only did i score the highest at the end of the round but i also scored a monsterkill. I have been playing alone and i realy want to join this clan so i can pump some lead into people with some buddies.  Isnt that what this game is all about? Teaching kids like me violence. Giving people a chance to beat the living crap out of each othere without haveing to get off our asses to do it? Umm all jokes aside i would realy like to join this clan.  i read the rules. i just took that revolver line out because i think people were taking it the wrong way. so please vote for me.

 

Dragon
#2 Posted: : Sunday, August 13, 2006 6:19:47 PM
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dr.roho wrote:

i also scored a monsterkill.

we have something in common.


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TheShit5billion
#3 Posted: : Sunday, August 13, 2006 7:44:34 PM
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dr.roho wrote:

. So if ya wanna 13 year old kid that that can hit you in the ass with a revolver round from across the field then vote me in..

 

 

I want a 13 year old who can hit me in the ass whit his cock from across the field. Haha jk good to see that you want to be a part of the community put {Nookie}at the front of you name and {Recruite} on the back of you name we will start your vote in a few weeks. Good luck and hope to see you playing in game.

I like what you guys put while I was away, but I think it was best that I changed it.
Dragon
#4 Posted: : Sunday, August 13, 2006 7:55:03 PM
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TheShit5billion wrote:
dr.roho wrote:

. So if ya wanna 13 year old kid that that can hit you in the ass with a revolver round from across the field then vote me in..

 

 

I want a 13 year old who can hit me in the ass whit his cock from across the field. Haha jk... actually im not kidding

lmao shit, im just messin with ya


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JaseSpots
#5 Posted: : Sunday, August 13, 2006 8:06:50 PM
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dragon, please dont troll their recruitment topics.

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TheShit5billion
#6 Posted: : Sunday, August 13, 2006 8:24:56 PM
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jasespots wrote:
dragon, please dont troll their recruitment topics.

 

Naw man its cool we don't mind we welcom all. We are feindly.

 

Dragon wrote:
TheShit5billion wrote:
dr.roho wrote:

. So if ya wanna 13 year old kid that that can hit you in the ass with a revolver round from across the field then vote me in..

 

 

I want a 13 year old who can hit me in the ass whit his cock from across the field. Haha jk... actually im not kidding

lmao shit, im just messin with ya

 

And I would of put that but he is only 13 but he mayhave changed his mind about joining. : )

I like what you guys put while I was away, but I think it was best that I changed it.
MonsterVince
#7 Posted: : Monday, August 14, 2006 1:25:02 AM
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dr.roho wrote:

Hey,

 I just got half-life 2 and it also came witth deathmatch.  I met MonsterVince and he showed me how to become a Nookie. I am 13 so you might think i suck but with a magnum i am one of the best guys on the field.  I just got done playing some difficult opponents like Extra Cheeze and guess what? Not only did i score the highest at the end of the round but i also scored a monsterkill. I have been playing alone and i realy want to join this clan so i can pump some lead into people with some buddies.  Isnt that what this game is all about? Teaching kids like me violence. Giving people a chance to beat the living crap out of each othere without haveing to get off our asses to do it? Umm all jokes aside i would realy like to join this clan.  i read the rules. i just took that revolver line out because i think people were taking it the wrong way. so please vote for me.

 

 

Hey dude!!!

Nice to see you found us.  We don't have an age requirement, but just don't act like a dumb kid and you'll be fine.  As you said, you have read the rules, so all is good.

Place the {Nookie} and [recruit] tags before and after your name and we'll watch you play for a bit and then in a few weeks we'll vote to see if you can make it.

 

Welcome to the tryout phase!!!!

 

{Nookie} fubar
#8 Posted: : Wednesday, August 16, 2006 1:48:49 PM
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Hey, roho, do you have xfire?

linesky
#9 Posted: : Sunday, August 20, 2006 11:01:55 AM
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Dragon wrote:
dr.roho wrote:

i also scored a monsterkill.

we have something in common.

 

 

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH lol AHAHHAHAHA n1 dragon AHAHHAHAHA

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