Nuclear Rifle? Options
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#1 Posted: : Saturday, August 19, 2006 1:57:26 PM
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I was watching Modern Marvels on the Discovery Channel today and the following description caused me to stop playing my game, "this is the M-65, 155mm recoilless rifle, with a .01 kiloton nuclear warhead on the end of it." 

Huh? 

"Yes, you heard correctly; this is a nuclear rifle," the announcer repeated. 

This thing is not the "Nuclear Cannon" you've seen in old test films, this thing qualifies as a rifle, with a nuclear warhead for a bullet.  It can be hand carried on foot, or mounted on a jeep. It has a range of up to three miles. Read about it on Wikipedia.  Though the article says the firing crew was safe, the show said that at three miles, the crew was within the blast radius and if the wind was blowing toward them from the blast crater, they would get a leathal dose of radiation. The article also says that the weapon was featured in the 2004 video game, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater.

It tested once in 1962 in Nevada at a life-fire exercise which was attended by Robert F. Kenndy.  The system was retired in the early '70s. Your tax dollars at work . . .

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#2 Posted: : Saturday, August 19, 2006 2:35:44 PM
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#3 Posted: : Saturday, August 19, 2006 3:17:27 PM
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Really, really, really old news :X
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#4 Posted: : Saturday, August 19, 2006 5:20:56 PM
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I have one of those. But instead of exploding with extreme heat/radiation/death it explodes with delicious taffy.
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#5 Posted: : Sunday, August 20, 2006 7:29:19 PM
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IamDonSharp wrote:
I have one of those. But instead of exploding with extreme heat/radiation/death it explodes with delicious taffy.

lmao


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#6 Posted: : Sunday, August 20, 2006 7:57:45 PM
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IamDonSharp wrote:
I have one of those. But instead of exploding with extreme heat/radiation/death it explodes with delicious taffy.

shoot it this way then

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#7 Posted: : Sunday, August 20, 2006 10:47:48 PM
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thats exactly what i want, a rifle (cannon) that will engulf me in the blast radius.
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#8 Posted: : Monday, August 21, 2006 9:34:21 AM
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reaper wrote:

IamDonSharp wrote:
I have one of those. But instead of exploding with extreme heat/radiation/death it explodes with delicious taffy.

lmao

 

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