Judge Rules that 16 year old Spammer Must Stay in His Room Options
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#1 Posted: : Friday, August 25, 2006 6:49:39 PM
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Yesterday the 'Boy Spammer' David Lennon, who was 16 when he electronically snubbed his former bosses, has been told by a judge that as punishment for his crimes he can't leave his house between the hours of 12.30am and 7am on weekdays, and between 12.30am and 10am on weekends, for two months.
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#2 Posted: : Friday, August 25, 2006 6:59:42 PM
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lmao!!! what a dork.

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#3 Posted: : Saturday, August 26, 2006 1:03:22 AM
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wtf?

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#4 Posted: : Saturday, August 26, 2006 7:11:48 AM
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WTF would that do? give him more time alone at home to initiate spam attacks?

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#5 Posted: : Saturday, August 26, 2006 10:10:18 AM
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#6 Posted: : Saturday, August 26, 2006 10:39:09 AM
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Wow, awesome plan. Basically he can't leave the house when he sleeps. He needs to work on that sleep spamming apparently. >_>




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#7 Posted: : Saturday, August 26, 2006 3:47:46 PM
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#8 Posted: : Saturday, August 26, 2006 5:51:39 PM
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If i were the judge, the punishment would be:
Step A- Open a Yahoo account,
Step B- Use that email to enter into no less than 20 "FREE IPOD, FREE PSP, FREE 360, FREE WII" sort of contests, and also for no less than 30 "free" pr0n sites.
Step C- Wait one week.
Step D- Go through every single email sent to that address, and reply to each with 5 paragraph essays politely declining the product/ service mentioned
Step E- Continue for one month, doing as many as you possibly can without dying per day
Step F- No more internets for a year


Yep

And he cant leave his house between the hours of 12:00 AM- 11:59 PM on weeknights, and 12:00- 11:58 on weekends.

There.
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#9 Posted: : Saturday, August 26, 2006 6:46:51 PM
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stealth wrote:
If i were the judge, the punishment would be:
Step A- Open a Yahoo account,
Step B- Use that email to enter into no less than 20 "FREE IPOD, FREE PSP, FREE 360, FREE WII" sort of contests, and also for no less than 30 "free" pr0n sites.
Step C- Wait one week.
Step D- Go through every single email sent to that address, and reply to each with 5 paragraph essays politely declining the product/ service mentioned
Step E- Continue for one month, doing as many as you possibly can without dying per day
Step F- No more internets for a year


Yep

And he cant leave his house between the hours of 12:00 AM- 11:59 PM on weeknights, and 12:00- 11:58 on weekends.

There.

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