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Sry but WhatDuFuck and boot camp?
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huh?  Cantrip wrote:When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a woman's jogging bra.
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Way to fail at phrasing the question, Crass.
He asked me if I had ever done a hiking thing before, I told him to ask about me and bootcamp (the old members will know). I'm tired of telling the story.
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long ago in a land kinda far away (not with in a 2 hour drive from me) a young child got kidnapped with his evil parents consent. This child was clothed and stuck into the wilderness with the barest of bare supplies and told to survive. The child learned to forage for nut and berries for his dinner, even if there weren't any around. He learned to drink rain watter out of a boot print in the mud for sustenance.
This child came back with a new found respect for the world and inherited the title of semi-man (still with his balls yet to drop and a slight squeak in his voice.)
This child is as, you may of guessed, our own poller of society, also known as WDF?
Close enough? I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings. Grumpy wrote:WDF? wrote:Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it. WARNING! Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here.  -YourAimSucks -Reaper o'Blood -{pDs} Bloodhands
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
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wow, sry WDF... And as for the story your my hero :)
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WDF? wrote:
Listen kiddos. Many of you are new to the community... and by new I mean weren't here seven years ago when I was "abducted" from my room by bounty hunters, placed on a plane, and taken to a desert in Utah right outside of Salt Lake City where I was driven four hours into no where and dropped off with a group of kids my age. It was a wilderness rehabilitation center. We all survived with exactly what I listed off above. The only difference? I was there for 56 days.
3 weeks should be a cake walk if I can remember everything they taught me. I plan on bringing a lighter (two, actually... a normal one and my trusty Jack Danials zippo).
I learned the best survival skills ever when I was in this program. We endured extreme heat, extreme cold... starvation... dehydration... the works.
And Craps... I was in a desert for 56 days. They did bring water out that we had to hike to (6-10 miles a day)... but it's possible. If you can find a water source, you boil the water... you're good.
Sacc... Survivor man is partially my inspiration... but at the same time I wish to relive a piece of my life changing experience that I experienced... It saved my life (though I ripped my parents a new one at the time).
I think only a few of you remember... POM was one of them.
I plan to survive... and I plan to return. I'll also be bringing bear mace and some other safety gear.
From the "WDF OUT" thread. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Holy shit. Thats like- intense lmao. Glad you survived. I'd have given up in ten minutes.   [20:39] {pDs} t3h Cam3l: hey craig, how do i set up a private server? [20:40] {pDs} t3h Cam3l: i want to teach my gf how to play and the crypt was empty but its starting to fill [20:40] Òá»Î·Ä¢ ÄÅĵÏÅ
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
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I never realy pictured WDF as a camper, more a man who sits at home and dreams of the glory days.
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man without a starbucks and krispy cream i woulda died in a day died in a day  MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote: you, sir, are a complete dickhead! thank you for your insightful contribution. please don't ever return. Cantrip wrote:EXSUGO MEUS TESTIS abby whip pwnage! -------------(>*.*)>----->
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