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Rank: Jimmy Hat Jester

Groups: {pDs} Member, Server Admin
Joined: 5/9/2006 Posts: 1,164 Points: 0 Location: Dani California
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Guys, I need some help. I keep having this dream every night and I'm worried about what it might mean. It begins with a gorgeous brunette, about my age, leading me into the empty hotel room. Her face is undeniably beautiful and her hands are soft and smooth. We just met that night at a party and from the moment I saw her I knew she would be quite enjoyable. I can tell from the clothes she is wearing it was clear that this wouldn't be her first time. Though it would be her last. Once the door was shut and the "Do Not Disturb" sign was hung on the handle, she climbed onto the bed and began crawling toward me. I grabbed her by her forearms and pushed her onto her back. She started laughing, and began slowly removing her clothes. Once completely undressed she motions for me to join her under the sheets. At this point it is past 3am and I suspect that all the residents of the hotel are fast asleep, and can't hear a thing. She puts her arms around me and begins to kiss me. Realizing the oppurtunity I have now that she is focused and unaware of what is about to happen, I slowly reach into my pocket. From this I remove a 4 inch utility knife. I grab her chin and stare directly into her eyes. Immediately her eyes connect with mine, and for a moment, I can actually feel a sense of pity for her. Though this moment would become shortlasted as I can feel the cold steel blade with my finger. The girl catches sight of the blade. She begins to scream. Up until this point I've only felt minor, if any, arousal because of this girl. But the scream. The scream of a girl crying out for help that will never come. I can instantly feel the rush and the lust to fuck the life out of this girl. In one quick motion, I slash her throat across while thrashing her head about to quicken the slice. The scream becomes a soft, gargling moan. And so begins the last moments of this girl's life. With every thrust, blood pours out of the wound like a beating heart. It proceeds to run down onto her chest and stomach. As beautiful as she was before, nothing can suffice the sight of a dying girl struggling for her life. She begins to go limp and her eyes start to roll back into her skull. Luckily, I just finished. For a moment I could have sworn she was enjoying it. So there she lay, on the bed, lifeless. Had I more time, I would have given her one more go, but eventually someone will come looking to see what the screaming was. After a quick shower, it was time for me to leave. The only sorrow I feel is for the maintenience that have to clean up this mess in the morning. 
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!

Groups: {pDs} Member
Joined: 5/9/2006 Posts: 1,724 Points: 6 Location: RVA
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you get an A+, and see me after class  Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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Rank: You're gonna stick that where?

Groups: Registered User
Joined: 7/30/2006 Posts: 398 Points: 0 Location: behind you!
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so you killed a ho before you banged her?
is it me or do see the beginning of "twitchy the ripper"
but really you should seek pro help on this 1  MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote: you, sir, are a complete dickhead! thank you for your insightful contribution. please don't ever return. Cantrip wrote:EXSUGO MEUS TESTIS abby whip pwnage! -------------(>*.*)>----->
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Rank: Dutchess of Doodoo

Groups: Registered User, Server Admin, WDFNews.com Official Mapper
Joined: 6/3/2006 Posts: 2,239 Points: 330 Location: $L
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Professional Help says: This problem stems from chronic masturbation.You wanna take this to Fuck Town? Oh gadzooks, yes!
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Rank: The Illuminist

Groups: Administration
Joined: 5/8/2006 Posts: 8,410 Points: 2,875 Location: Seattle
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Rank: Medium-Well

Groups: Registered User
Joined: 5/9/2006 Posts: 2,411 Points: -2 Location: the bottom of the bottle...
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what the fuck is wrong with you.... you do realise that's not healthy!?!?! yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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Rank: Jimmy Hat Jester

Groups: {pDs} Member, Server Admin
Joined: 5/9/2006 Posts: 1,164 Points: 0 Location: Dani California
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ok can you guys give me some serious help?? posts like "wtf lol ur wierd" don't help
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!

Groups: Newsie, Registered User
Joined: 6/16/2006 Posts: 1,301 Points: 1,263
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Snooch, you're a jerk. You didn't help at all. Here, this is a little better. http://www.ldolphin.org/mormon.htmlYou can do it. {pDs} Lead Salad: bike why did you change your name Jessica343: so I can get heals {pDs} Lead Salad: oh damn good idea {pDs} Lead Salad has changed their name to {pDs} Lead Salad (is a girl) Jessica343: hahah
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Rank: Jimmy Hat Jester

Groups: {pDs} Member, Server Admin
Joined: 5/9/2006 Posts: 1,164 Points: 0 Location: Dani California
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!

Groups: Newsie, Registered User
Joined: 6/16/2006 Posts: 1,301 Points: 1,263
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Dude. What's so funny? USE TEH POWER OF GOD TO NOT TOUCHUR PeN0R, you selfish asshole! EDIT: lol @ my room mate using my computer and seeing "ways to control masturbation" still in my google search bar {pDs} Lead Salad: bike why did you change your name Jessica343: so I can get heals {pDs} Lead Salad: oh damn good idea {pDs} Lead Salad has changed their name to {pDs} Lead Salad (is a girl) Jessica343: hahah
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Rank: Dutchess of Doodoo

Groups: Registered User, Server Admin, WDFNews.com Official Mapper
Joined: 6/3/2006 Posts: 2,239 Points: 330 Location: $L
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Professional Help says: Peas' roomate now lives in constant terror.
You wanna take this to Fuck Town? Oh gadzooks, yes!
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Rank: The Illuminist

Groups: Administration
Joined: 5/8/2006 Posts: 8,410 Points: 2,875 Location: Seattle
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Twitchy, if you're serious and not joking around like... you always are... please seak psychatric help. As someone who has seen his fair share of... specialists, I advise you to move on it asap.
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Rank: Jimmy Hat Jester

Groups: {pDs} Member, Server Admin
Joined: 5/9/2006 Posts: 1,164 Points: 0 Location: Dani California
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Rank: You're gonna stick that where?

Groups: {pDs} Member
Joined: 6/7/2006 Posts: 457 Points: 0 Location: In bed
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I'm hungry for more copypasta...off to 4chan stealth wrote:My favorite quote from that entire thing: "..Battles based on battles that actually occurred in Japanese history.. So here's this giant enemy crab.." 
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Rank: Coathanger Abortion

Groups: {pDs} Member, Server Admin
Joined: 5/17/2006 Posts: 3,487 Points: 1,990 Location: Undisclosed Location
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that was so completely fucked. I recommend you consult a psychiatrist ASAP. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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