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Cantrip
#1 Posted: : Thursday, May 18, 2006 10:04:26 PM
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Chipotle is a burrito restaurant chain with stores in major cities and college towns and is one of my favorite restaurants.  It certainly looks healthy.  Fresh everything and they make the burritos fast.

My doc, as a precaution, wants me to lay off the salt for a while -one of the reasons I'm doing marathons. So one day, I watched them add a large amount of salt to the rice along with the cilantro and lemon juice.  So, I have them give me white rice, before they add the salt and the other ingredients. Should be healthy right? Wrong.

Today I get a burrito just before closing.  I ask for white rice and it usually is pulled from rectangular metal containers which sit in hot water.  Tonight, they didn't have any, but they did have a fresh batch cooking in the pot that was coming off the stove right then.  Okay they say, white rice before the ingredients get put in.  So they guy takes a metal cup and pours into it what looks like 10-40 motor oil from a container that looks like an anti-freeze bottle.  What's that I ask.  It's butter flavor.  Oil.  WTF?

They have to add butter flavor so the rice doesn't stick.  Without the oil, the rice won't do well sitting around.  It separates the rice they say.  So before I they add the salt, they add this stuff. Holy pimply teenager Batman, it's full of oil.   Lots of oil = not healthy.

And they won' t print the nutritional content.  I found one independent study, but the manager at the store said that doesn't reflect the current ingredients.  So why don't they print the nutritional content?  They just don't he says.  Next customer . . .

Here's something.  Chipotle is owned by McDonald's.  I feel another letter coming on . . .

You should be more like Cantrip.



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#2 Posted: : Thursday, May 18, 2006 10:25:47 PM
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You are crazy.

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I agree, props for running the marathon though. I think ive been to a chipotle before, its pretty good IIRC.

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WhutDuFuK? wrote:
You are crazy.

Nah baby, I'm sizzlean!

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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get your ass to mars
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#6 Posted: : Friday, May 19, 2006 5:06:58 AM
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the new smileys suck so i will  just put ???
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#7 Posted: : Friday, May 19, 2006 8:21:00 AM
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by law they have to provide you with the nutritional content.  whether its online, or a story copy, they have to have one for public viewing.  McDonalds and other fast food places used to have it postered on the wall back in the day, but i don't know what they do know since i don't eat fast food.  i'm shocked that they actually told you what the stuff was that they added, and even more shocked that they knew what it did.
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Yeah, well, they have to treat their employees better if they want to keep them quiet.  I don't think anyone cares.  When I go in I always chat up the non-managers because they look like they are not having a good time.  And my asking them to do the white rice thing takes a long time to do if there are like ten people behind me.  When they see me come through the door, they ask the guy in the back for the rice which speeds things up.  If you haven't figured it out, I always order the SAME thing.

Anyway, the managers couldn't care less, about the empoyees, or the customers it seems.  The mid-level managers are cool, it's the guys with the slick shirts, funny facial hair and wierd earings that don't seem to appreciate me talking to them. 

You should always treat everyone equally.  Except for TargetPractice.  Kill him often to get him at the top of your frag list.

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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welcome to america, if they can get it to you in under 5 minutes, its made of crap



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and sometimes even if it takes longer then 5 minutes, it could still be made of crap.
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Unless it's Dick's Drive-In

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#12 Posted: : Friday, May 19, 2006 12:40:15 PM
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WhutDuFuK? wrote:
Unless it's Dick's Drive-In

You heard the man, Spaniard.

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip
#14 Posted: : Saturday, May 20, 2006 4:58:14 PM
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Lol Buzz, but Chipotle is totally corporate.  They wouldn't hire anyone without showing me zee papers.
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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#15 Posted: : Saturday, May 20, 2006 9:52:13 PM
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Chipotle is about as good as it got as far as mexican fast food chains in Denver . Huge, puffy burritos filled with 90% beans and rice. Little mexican pillows. I still love em.
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