Creationism Museum To Open Next Summer Options
Valiss
#1 Posted: : Wednesday, November 22, 2006 7:12:54 AM
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Guardian (UK) about the opening next year of the first Creationism museum in Kentucky, just over the Ohio border.

From the article: "The Creation Museum — motto: 'Prepare to Believe!' — will be the first institution in the world whose contents, with the exception of a few turtles swimming in an artificial pond, are entirely fake. It is dedicated to the proposition that the account of the creation of the world in the Book of Genesis is completely correct... The museum is costing $25 million and all but $3 million has already been raised from private donations."

A lot of that money is going into the animatronic dinosaurs, which are pictured as coexisting with modern humans before the Fall. According to the article, up to 50 million Americans believe this.
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A muesum with no artifacts?  LOL!!!  What will those silly god people think of next!?
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#2 Posted: : Wednesday, November 22, 2006 11:52:29 AM
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TripleBam wrote:
I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

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Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


Brosnan wrote:
Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

TripleBam wrote:
I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

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You mean our descendants didn't coexist with dinosaurs?

You're a fucking witch...

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#4 Posted: : Wednesday, November 22, 2006 2:45:24 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5l8hjBID7Q 

 lol I screwed up posting the video so I got lazy


TripleBam wrote:
I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

Cantrip wrote:
Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


Brosnan wrote:
Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

TripleBam wrote:
I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

stealth
#5 Posted: : Wednesday, November 22, 2006 3:32:54 PM
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J-Town wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5l8hjBID7Q 

 lol I screwed up posting the video so I got lazy



Yeah, i prefer the retarded-fish-frog theory over creationism.
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