Can someone PLEASE tell me wtf is going on... Options
Sirusdv
#1 Posted: : Friday, November 24, 2006 3:02:22 AM
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Top search strings so far in november that lead to wdfnews.com:

 

Honorable mentions:

 

at #15 with 16 hits: "confused old man"

at #18 with 13 hits "iamdonsharp"

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#2 Posted: : Friday, November 24, 2006 3:52:30 AM
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!?! what the devil?

why so many references to soccer?
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#3 Posted: : Friday, November 24, 2006 5:05:25 AM
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Cause even soccer roXors Jeebus's boXors.

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#4 Posted: : Friday, November 24, 2006 6:13:23 AM
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Sirusdv wrote:

at #18 with 13 hits "iamdonsharp"



Remeber when he had his own following in hl2?
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Cantrip
#5 Posted: : Friday, November 24, 2006 6:36:40 AM
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individual wrote:
Sirusdv wrote:

at #18 with 13 hits "iamdonsharp"



Remeber when he had his own following in hl2?


Five possibilities:

1. It's Don Sharp checking out how popular he is on the net.
2. It's Don Sharp's ex-girlfriends trying to find out if he really is having a baby with some other  woman.
3. It's Don Sharp's current woman checking to see if Don Sharp is having a baby with one of his ex-girlfriends.
4. It's Don Sharp's future baby surfing the net in utero, trying to find out who this Don Sharp guy is  and why the hell Don Sharp's penis keeps poking him in the head repeatedly every night?!?
5. It's Burger Don looking for his long lost twin brother.  Here's Burger Don now (he has a bigger penis, with relish for pubes):



Mmm.  Relish cock, auaghahghgahggagg.
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GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
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Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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#6 Posted: : Friday, November 24, 2006 7:45:55 AM
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Cantrip wrote:
individual wrote:
Sirusdv wrote:

at #18 with 13 hits "iamdonsharp"



Remeber when he had his own following in hl2?


Five possibilities:

1. It's Don Sharp checking out how popular he is on the net.
2. It's Don Sharp's ex-girlfriends trying to find out if he really is having a baby with some other  woman.
3. It's Don Sharp's current woman checking to see if Don Sharp is having a baby with one of his ex-girlfriends.
4. It's Don Sharp's future baby surfing the net in utero, trying to find out who this Don Sharp guy is  and why the hell Don Sharp's penis keeps poking him in the head repeatedly every night?!?
5. It's Burger Don looking for his long lost twin brother.  Here's Burger Don now (he has a bigger penis, with relish for pubes):



Mmm.  Relish cock, auaghahghgahggagg.


Those are some fascinating theories.
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Gnar
#7 Posted: : Friday, November 24, 2006 1:28:46 PM
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ummmm... yay i love the don and all but.... whats with the penis string? who actually tries to search for "penis" and then goes, OH WOW! A GAMING SITE! LETS CHECK IT OUT! if im looking for cock, i am either a horny girl or a guy with a VD of some type. and why does wdfnews.com even come up when someone types in penis? yea! and soccer?! thats facked too... we don't play soccer here... i dont even think we have talked about FIFA 07.

PS Mohawks are Phat with an F.

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#8 Posted: : Friday, November 24, 2006 2:15:53 PM
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hmmm who is the hidden eagle scout among us? Do we have some do-gooder lurking in the shadows that we dont know about but that google found?

I agree with Cantrip that most of these strings are people looking for Don since he has been gone for so long. I must be the cause for #15 though

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#9 Posted: : Friday, November 24, 2006 4:14:24 PM
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#10 Posted: : Friday, November 24, 2006 9:52:52 PM
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okay, so who here found this site by searching for penis?  Sit down span wolf, we already know.
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#11 Posted: : Friday, November 24, 2006 9:58:59 PM
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