one good reason about doing cable Options
IamDonSharp
#1 Posted: : Sunday, November 26, 2006 4:45:49 AM
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Hi my name is Don Sexual. If you don't know who i am you suck balls.

Here's one good reason to stop playing games and become a cable guy.




Yeah, you see right, a very very blurry cellphone pic of my brand new/slightly used 53" Projection HDTV.  And the best part is, this crazy bitch just let me take it home with me.  Her reasoning, :"It's too big" so I said "that's what she said baby" and then I took her tv.

Yeah, it's 738am, and yeah that's my sweet HD DVR. and I know i know i know "projection sucks maaaan". but fuck it, it was FREE.

HAHAHA!

IamDonSharp
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Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder.



Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.

MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled
#2 Posted: : Sunday, November 26, 2006 4:49:33 AM
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don't lie.... you went in and threatened her with a baseball bat til she gave it to you right?
yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
IamDonSharp
#3 Posted: : Sunday, November 26, 2006 4:57:03 AM
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nope. she was seriously happy to get rid of it.  and she thew in a dvd player for hooking up her bose 321 system.  that system seriously has 5 plugs to hook up.

charco, you should seriously come over to the states and do cable. we've got like 5 surly irishmen in our shop and they're hilarious. you would make 6
TerribleNate wrote:
Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder.



Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.

craig713
#4 Posted: : Sunday, November 26, 2006 9:10:36 AM
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projection or not its still hd,nice to see you back visiting
Cantrip
#5 Posted: : Sunday, November 26, 2006 11:06:32 AM
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So, did you bang her too?
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
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TURBO360NINjA
#6 Posted: : Sunday, November 26, 2006 11:20:48 AM
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Looks niiiice!

lol jp jp!â„¢

PEACE IS ALL THE WORLD NEEDS...
The_Spaniard
#7 Posted: : Sunday, November 26, 2006 2:06:18 PM
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I'd kill you for that, but I have nothing to complain about, I just got a brand new Samsnug 22" flatscreen 16:10 monitor yesterday.
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#8 Posted: : Sunday, November 26, 2006 2:11:41 PM
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And I thought that cheap 20" flat screen (not flat panel) TV I got at wal mart for 70$ was a sweet deal.

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stealth
#9 Posted: : Sunday, November 26, 2006 2:59:36 PM
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So she just... gave you a tv? That sounds unlikely. Wheres the body, Don?
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Twitchy
#10 Posted: : Sunday, November 26, 2006 5:50:03 PM
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You look so fucking hot in that picture, Don.


WDF?
#11 Posted: : Monday, November 27, 2006 11:00:29 AM
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Mine's 56 inches. I win.


Crass
#12 Posted: : Monday, November 27, 2006 3:28:28 PM
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Yea, i won a gateway 56" in a raffle :) i can hook my PC up to it, but i like the simpsons more.

FREE TONY!


Rofl I win!
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#13 Posted: : Monday, November 27, 2006 5:56:45 PM
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Good score Don. 
IamDonSharp
#14 Posted: : Tuesday, November 28, 2006 3:51:25 AM
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WDF? wrote:

Mine's 56 inches. I win.



always a dick measuring contest with that guy.  kekekekekekekeke

and no I didn't bang her, she was boogly

and yeah i'm sexy, D sexy
TerribleNate wrote:
Fuck nice... Tell her she is fat and stupid every day. Don't be afraid to pop her one every once and awhile. This will make her think shes doing a bad job and try harder.



Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left.

Cantrip
#15 Posted: : Tuesday, November 28, 2006 6:21:14 AM
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Dude, may I smell your fingers?
You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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