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stealth
#1 Posted: : Thursday, December 14, 2006 3:16:34 PM
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Post them here.

Black people love chicken.
Hispanics are drug dealers.
Asians can't drive.
White people are racist.
Bike wrote:
I like to make werewolf movies.


Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#2 Posted: : Thursday, December 14, 2006 3:30:39 PM
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Get any girl drunk enough and she will (at the very least) make out with another girl.

No one wants to read your stupid blog.

Cops are assholes.

Razor wrote:
Killing people is good therapy.


llenta
#3 Posted: : Thursday, December 14, 2006 3:40:44 PM
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stealth wrote:
White people are racist.


i'm not racist, i just make observations.  its not my fault people find their own actions insulting
Crass
#4 Posted: : Thursday, December 14, 2006 6:17:19 PM
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Cops are assholes.

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They are only here to protect the rich.

Teachers don't know shit but were told they are always rite

 

 


FREE TONY!


Rofl I win!
stealth
#5 Posted: : Thursday, December 14, 2006 6:33:12 PM
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When in doubt, pull out.

Men who take laxatives and sleeping pills on the same night will wake up in deep shit.

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.


Those are a few my friend sent me.


A good one i heard a while ago :

The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.


Bike wrote:
I like to make werewolf movies.


J-Town
#6 Posted: : Thursday, December 14, 2006 7:31:45 PM
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The Messege here is clear.

TripleBam wrote:
I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

Cantrip wrote:
Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


Brosnan wrote:
Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

TripleBam wrote:
I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

Business
#7 Posted: : Thursday, December 14, 2006 10:30:16 PM
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some people think cucumbers taste better pickled.

if is the middle word in life.
You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
stealth
#8 Posted: : Friday, December 15, 2006 8:01:49 PM
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J-Town wrote:
The Messege here is clear.


You win teh cookie
Bike wrote:
I like to make werewolf movies.


J-Town
#9 Posted: : Friday, December 15, 2006 8:27:16 PM
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stealth wrote:


You win teh cookie

When do I get teh cookie?


TripleBam wrote:
I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

Cantrip wrote:
Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


Brosnan wrote:
Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

TripleBam wrote:
I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

stealth
#10 Posted: : Friday, December 15, 2006 8:35:08 PM
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J-Town wrote:

stealth wrote:


You win teh cookie

When do I get teh cookie?



Teh cookie is a figurative cookie.

There is no cookie.

You don't get teh cookie.
Bike wrote:
I like to make werewolf movies.


J-Town
#11 Posted: : Friday, December 15, 2006 8:51:44 PM
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 ME WANT TEH COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAARRRRRHHHHGRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAWWD

YOU GIVE TEH COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAUUUNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAOOOOHHHHHHPPPPPPPLLLLUUUAAAAAAHHH

OR ELSE!


TripleBam wrote:
I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

Cantrip wrote:
Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


Brosnan wrote:
Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

TripleBam wrote:
I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

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