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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
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http://www.staminus-web-121.steamnetwork.com/Keep refreshing for more excuses. Chances are this will stop working within a day or so. Ex: Your Pentium has a heating problem - try cooling it with ice cold water.(Do not turn of your computer, you do not want to cool down the Pentium Chip while he isn't working, do you? Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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Rank: Fuckstick
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BOFH excuse #361:
Communist revolutionaries taking over the server room and demanding all the computers in the building or they shoot the sysadmin. Poor misguided fools.
LOL  TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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Rank: Polio Power!
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Plumber mistook routing panel for decorative wall fixture
pffft hahahah how ironic
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Rank: You're gonna stick that where?
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Location: In a house far far away...
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Halarious excuses! {pDs} *LoneOfficier*"...crossbow+lone....unseparable....!"-LoneOfficier
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