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stealth
#1 Posted: : Tuesday, December 12, 2006 3:30:15 PM
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ChaCha is a search engine that connects you to live employees who help you with your search. That=hours of fun.

Check out these examples from SA

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: PaulaD

PaulaD: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

You: I'm looking for a picture of two men racing each other through a cactus patch.

PaulaD: Hi, How can I help?

You: I'm sure I saw the image on Google Image Search about three months ago

PaulaD: Okay, let me look

You: Although I may have just dreamed it as I've been taking a lot of sleeping pills lately

You: Incidentally what's the best thing to take sleeping pills with so far I've been taking them with a stiff whisky and a few hours reading in my smoking jacket.


 


 

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: JasonK

JasonK: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

You: hi

JasonK: Hello

JasonK: You are looking for this image?

You: im after a pic i saw about 3 months ago in a google image search

You: an elderly farmer in a field with cows

JasonK: Do you remember what your search terms were

You: "stoat box"

You: i think there was at least 2 cows

JasonK: I'm not entirely sure what stoat box has to do with the search

JasonK: Could you explain?

You: ok

You: it was the year 1967, a difficult time for farmers in the midwest

You: stoat boxing was common on farms

You: there werent any stoats in boxes in the picture though

JasonK: Ok

You: has anyone ever asked you do find them lesbian porn?

JasonK: I've never been quick enough to accept the search

You: right on.

Bike wrote:
I like to make werewolf movies.
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Valiss
#2 Posted: : Tuesday, December 12, 2006 4:46:22 PM
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You: has anyone ever asked you do find them lesbian porn?

JasonK: I've never been quick enough to accept the search


= hilarity!

digg it:
http://digg.com/tech_news/ChaCha_The_Search_That_Helps_You_In_The_Loosest_Sense_of_the_Word

Nice find.
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Splinter
#3 Posted: : Tuesday, December 12, 2006 6:08:46 PM
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Apperantly I haven't been asked If i finished my search, I kept asking for random pictures and after the 3rd search she just said goodnight and hung up

 

p.s.

ill give 50 bucks to someone who has the guts to ask for kiddy porn rofl


ahhhh_crap wrote:
no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
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stealth
#4 Posted: : Tuesday, December 12, 2006 6:22:06 PM
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SANDRAP: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
 You: Hi
 You: i need some.. advice
 SANDRAP: ok
 You: i've been feeling really preoccupied lately
 You: you know, ill cut the crap
 You: have you ever looked into a man's eyes as he dies?
 SANDRAP: yes is it christmas
 You: Theres a look you dont forget.
[08:59] Chris: hahahaha
[08:59] Chris: "yes, it's christmas"
[08:59] Chris: wtff?
[08:59] stealth4495: SANDRAP: no i havent
 You: It will haunt your dreams for the rest of your life
 You: anyway, can you help me find some cookie recipes
[09:00]



Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LenoreW
LenoreW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
LenoreW: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Alright
You: i need some cookie recipes, and also some info on odorless and tasteless poisons
You: Its for a... school project
LenoreW: Sure. Let me see what I can find for you.
You: great
LenoreW: Need to get those good grades, right?
You: What are you talking about?
You: Oh right, the grades
You: yes
You: always
LenoreW: will these help your project?
You: I dont know about that poison one
You: im thinking more along the lines of "How to make it" articles, or even a database of places i can order some
You: Ahhh, that works
LenoreW: great.
LenoreW: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: Yes
You: about how much trunkspace does a 91 honda accord have?
You: accord EX
LenoreW: the only information I could find was on the wagon.
You: just what i needed
LenoreW: great.
You: 35 cubic feet
You: yes... that should work nicely
LenoreW: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: No, i think that's all
You: thanks for your help :)
LenoreW: you are welcome. Have a great day and good luck on your project.
LenoreW: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
You: Oh.. im sure i will ;)
LenoreW: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Bike wrote:
I like to make werewolf movies.
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J-Town
#5 Posted: : Tuesday, December 12, 2006 6:25:46 PM
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{pDs} Caboose wrote:

p.s.

ill give 50 bucks to someone who has the guts to ask for kiddy porn rofl

 

Snoochy, I think this is your area of expertise.


TripleBam wrote:
I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

Cantrip wrote:
Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


Brosnan wrote:
Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

TripleBam wrote:
I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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Splinter
#6 Posted: : Tuesday, December 12, 2006 7:38:35 PM
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Actully forget it rofl, I dont wana anyone to have an FBI rap sheet just cause i dared them

ahhhh_crap wrote:
no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
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stealth
#7 Posted: : Tuesday, December 12, 2006 7:48:01 PM
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{pDs} Caboose wrote:
Actully forget it rofl, I dont wana anyone to have an FBI rap sheet just cause i dared them


My thoughts exactly. Right as i was about to do it, i thought "Wait, don't people get on Dateline for shit like this..?"
Bike wrote:
I like to make werewolf movies.
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Business
#8 Posted: : Tuesday, December 12, 2006 8:01:35 PM
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J-Town wrote:
{pDs} Caboose wrote:

p.s.

ill give 50 bucks to someone who has the guts to ask for kiddy porn rofl

 

Snoochy, I think this is your area of expertise.




You should know I like em older
You wanna take this to Fuck Town?
Oh gadzooks, yes!
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Crass
#9 Posted: : Wednesday, December 13, 2006 3:34:17 PM
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Lol that is so funny

Lol I think the lady you were talking to either has an IQ of like 2 or she wants you to go to jail for murder. Lol so funny.


FREE TONY!

Rofl I win!
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Cannon
#10 Posted: : Sunday, December 17, 2006 2:04:36 PM
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You: Older fellow, dressed as a muslin, but with dreads and no turban
You: what search engines do you use??
ChaiseR: Google
ChaiseR: This may prove hard to find, though
You: hmm
You: does ChaCha Pay you well?
ChaiseR: yes

 

 

They don't let you look at lesbian porn and the BASTARDS USE GOOGLE.... and they get paid.. bastards

 

 
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