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J-Town
#1 Posted: : Thursday, January 11, 2007 8:52:05 AM
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Here in Portland we have about an inch of snow (if that), and all schools in the district are closed . Now I'm perfectly happy having a break, but its just an inch of snow. Its not like we are in a blizzard. Whenever we get snow here the entire state freaks out as if it is the devil dropping demon ice upon the land (which he is). It just goes to show ya the Pussification of America is as strong as ever.

PS: YAY no school today.


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I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

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Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


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Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

TripleBam wrote:
I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

stealth
#2 Posted: : Thursday, January 11, 2007 1:36:46 PM
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J-Town wrote:

Here in Portland we have about an inch of snow (if that), and all schools in the district are closed . Now I'm perfectly happy having a break, but its just an inch of snow. Its not like we are in a blizzard. Whenever we get snow here the entire state freaks out as if it is the devil dropping demon ice upon the land (which he is). It just goes to show ya the Pussification of America is as strong as ever.

PS: YAY no school today.



Same for Virginia.

OMG SNOW CLOSE EVERYTHING!!!
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Shizzle
#3 Posted: : Thursday, January 11, 2007 2:55:53 PM
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J-Town wrote:

Here in Portland we have about an inch of snow (if that), and all schools in the district are closed . Now I'm perfectly happy having a break, but its just an inch of snow. Its not like we are in a blizzard. Whenever we get snow here the entire state freaks out as if it is the devil dropping demon ice upon the land (which he is). It just goes to show ya the Pussification of America is as strong as ever.

PS: YAY no school today.



Out here in Gaston we still had school :(

What I heard on the news was that they closed Portland schools not because of the snow/ice, but because "we aren't used to it being this cold". Again i say that I heard that on the news this morning.


Asses.

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J-Town
#4 Posted: : Thursday, January 11, 2007 3:58:07 PM
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Shizzle wrote:
J-Town wrote:

Here in Portland we have about an inch of snow (if that), and all schools in the district are closed . Now I'm perfectly happy having a break, but its just an inch of snow. Its not like we are in a blizzard. Whenever we get snow here the entire state freaks out as if it is the devil dropping demon ice upon the land (which he is). It just goes to show ya the Pussification of America is as strong as ever.

PS: YAY no school today.



Out here in Gaston we still had school :(

What I heard on the news was that they closed Portland schools not because of the snow/ice, but because "we aren't used to it being this cold". Again i say that I heard that on the news this morning.


Asses.

lol its not even that cold

 


TripleBam wrote:
I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

Cantrip wrote:
Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


Brosnan wrote:
Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

TripleBam wrote:
I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

Shizzle
#5 Posted: : Thursday, January 11, 2007 5:38:10 PM
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Yea thats what I thought lol. Its been about as cold as it was today for the past week or so.

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