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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#1 Posted: : Tuesday, January 16, 2007 2:15:42 PM
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this wins for the weirdest news of the year so far.
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#2 Posted: : Tuesday, January 16, 2007 2:39:00 PM
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My guesses as to who it could be...

Jackie Chan         Jet Li        Me from the future           Tom Cruise (He is the last samurai)


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I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

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Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


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Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

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I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

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#3 Posted: : Tuesday, January 16, 2007 2:47:15 PM
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do you know what the cops are going to do? they are going to nick him for wielding a dangerous weapon or something stupid like that.
yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:
do you know what the cops are going to do? they are going to nick him for wielding a dangerous weapon or something stupid like that.


That's justice for you.
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#5 Posted: : Tuesday, January 16, 2007 2:52:54 PM
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Yeah, took me awhile to find that place, almost didn't make it in time to save them.

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#6 Posted: : Tuesday, January 16, 2007 3:33:45 PM
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MakeSureItsCharcoalGrilled wrote:
do you know what the cops are going to do? they are going to nick him for wielding a dangerous weapon or something stupid like that.


sad but true. If I were him I would lay low and wait for the next time some pigs are getting rolled and bust out with my ninja stars and shit. It would be totally awesome if England developed a reputation as a place where ninjas appear from nowhere and kick some ass then just vanish into the fog.
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Splinter
#7 Posted: : Tuesday, January 16, 2007 4:01:45 PM
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"Ninja's.... thee other law enforcment"

England needs ninja's cause their sissy law enforcements dont carry anything but giant hats and stupid sticks. Wtf could a cop do with a stick vs a damn gun?


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#8 Posted: : Tuesday, January 16, 2007 4:08:52 PM
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{pDs} Caboose wrote:

"Ninja's.... thee other law enforcment"

England needs ninja's cause their sissy law enforcements dont carry anything but giant hats and stupid sticks. Wtf could a cop do with a stick vs a damn gun?



you've never seen a pig with a stick in action then. I saw a cop beat down an old lady with one once, it was brutal. A good stick can be just as dangerous as a sword. guns are for pussies.
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#9 Posted: : Tuesday, January 16, 2007 4:19:27 PM
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
{pDs} Caboose wrote:

"Ninja's.... thee other law enforcment"

England needs ninja's cause their sissy law enforcements dont carry anything but giant hats and stupid sticks. Wtf could a cop do with a stick vs a damn gun?



you've never seen a pig with a stick in action then. I saw a cop beat down an old lady with one once, it was brutal. A good stick can be just as dangerous as a sword. guns are for pussies.

Ya but those pussies have range.


TripleBam wrote:
I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

Cantrip wrote:
Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


Brosnan wrote:
Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

TripleBam wrote:
I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

Splinter
#10 Posted: : Tuesday, January 16, 2007 5:53:21 PM
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J-Town wrote:
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
{pDs} Caboose wrote:

"Ninja's.... thee other law enforcment"

England needs ninja's cause their sissy law enforcements dont carry anything but giant hats and stupid sticks. Wtf could a cop do with a stick vs a damn gun?



you've never seen a pig with a stick in action then. I saw a cop beat down an old lady with one once, it was brutal. A good stick can be just as dangerous as a sword. guns are for pussies.

Ya but those pussies have range.

My point exactly.


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no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
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#12 Posted: : Tuesday, January 16, 2007 7:02:04 PM
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That's so sick, I want to do that. Cause you know...I am a ninja. :D
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