DO YOU KNOW ME?

GUY GOES TO A  SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND
SAYS  HELLO.

HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE  KNOWS HER FROM,
SO HE SAYS, "DO YOU KNOW ME?" TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK  YOU'RE THE
FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS.
"NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE  ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO
HIS WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU  THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY
THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY  BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR
PARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS WITH WET CELERY AND THEN  STUCK A
CARROT UP MY BUTT?"

SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH  TEACHER."