"Never give an iguana Viagra." Options
Cantrip
#1 Posted: : Thursday, January 25, 2007 6:01:26 PM
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http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2007-01-25T202549Z_01_L25295815_RTRUKOC_0_US-IGUANA-ERECTION.xml&src=rss

I would kill for the video of this!

You should be more like Cantrip.



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Shizzle
#2 Posted: : Thursday, January 25, 2007 6:25:46 PM
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Hes got a look on his face like hes the most satisfied iguana in the world.

AKA Shinobi
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Kick some giga-butt
J-Town
#3 Posted: : Thursday, January 25, 2007 7:17:02 PM
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I don't remember was the doctors name Lorena Bobbitt?

 

 

http://uneasysilence.com/archive/2006/11/8495/

 


TripleBam wrote:
I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

Cantrip wrote:
Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


Brosnan wrote:
Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

TripleBam wrote:
I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

stealth
#4 Posted: : Thursday, January 25, 2007 7:31:11 PM
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Shizzle wrote:
Hes got a look on his face like hes the most satisfied iguana in the world.


Every iguana i've ever seen had that exact same expression on it's face. I guess we have alot of satisfied iguanas in the world.
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Apollo
#5 Posted: : Thursday, January 25, 2007 8:28:10 PM
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"The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises."   WTF?
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My favorite quote from that entire thing: "..Battles based on battles that actually occurred in Japanese history.. So here's this giant enemy crab.."


llenta
#6 Posted: : Friday, January 26, 2007 10:03:41 PM
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my old man sent me a video of this showing the darn thing.  somebody send him a 6-pack

http://today.reuters.co.uk/tv/videoChannel.aspx?storyid=2602f15663c7c2804a9b4e04ea73bbd3c1158b01

J-Town
#7 Posted: : Friday, January 26, 2007 10:45:02 PM
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RIP Mozart's penis.

I expect you all to be at the funeral.  


TripleBam wrote:
I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

Cantrip wrote:
Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


Brosnan wrote:
Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

TripleBam wrote:
I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

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