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Step one: Put a water bottle over your index finger
Step two: try to play a video game with it one, or at least browse the forums, it is really hard.
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You're.. kind of an idiot.
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Pfft try controlling the mouse with your shlong like i have to do.  TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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someone has too much time on their hands. in a related note: last night while cooking dinner my laptop went into sleep mode. the recipe was on the laptop and my hands were in no state to be touching anything expensive. I had to use my nose to wake the computer back up. My wife: "Why are you rubbing your nose on our laptop?" I had a good reason. If she sees me trying to use a computer with a bottle on my index finger what will I tell her? Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
I had a good reason. If she sees me trying to use a computer with a bottle on my index finger what will I tell her?
Just say, "If you satisfied me completely in bed I might not have to resort to using this." You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Cantrip wrote:
Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:
I had a good reason. If she sees me trying to use a computer with a bottle on my index finger what will I tell her?
Just say, "If you satisfied me completely in bed I might not have to resort to using this."
ROFL  TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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Or tell her the truth, you want to be cool like me.
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you have way too much free time. stealth wrote:My favorite quote from that entire thing: "..Battles based on battles that actually occurred in Japanese history.. So here's this giant enemy crab.." 
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Heh. Heres another idea guys, visit the forums once a month and dig up every nyquil thread you think is funny and post in all of them, that way people get realy confused as to what is recent and your post count rises!
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Crass wrote:Heh. Heres another idea guys, visit the forums once a month and dig up every nyquil thread you think is funny and post in all of them, that way people get realy confused as to what is recent and your post count rises! Great idea! I agree 100%, don't you guys?
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WDF? wrote:. . .
Post bumping is NOT ALLOWED. Bumping an inactive thread older than one month will result in a three day forum suspension. Repeat offenders may be perm banned.
. . . Yeah, great idea. You should be more like Cantrip. Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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 TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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I was talking about apollo... Btw POST BUMPING FTW!
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