How to get yourself arrested Options
stealth
#1 Posted: : Tuesday, February 13, 2007 6:48:15 PM
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1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure the person next to you can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Open This Page
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Splinter
#2 Posted: : Tuesday, February 13, 2007 6:52:19 PM
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haha, id love to try it see how many ppl I could clear out.

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no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
J-Town
#3 Posted: : Tuesday, February 13, 2007 9:12:38 PM
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There are way easier ways to get arrested

TripleBam wrote:
I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.

Cantrip wrote:
Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius!


Brosnan wrote:
Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot"

TripleBam wrote:
I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.

Elf
#4 Posted: : Tuesday, February 13, 2007 9:32:04 PM
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LOL. gotta agree with jtown though.

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