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Ever have a scumbag roommate lose the last remaining bottle opener in the house in the middle of the festivities? You don't have to shave his eyebrows and sodomize him with a garden hose and a tube of super glue when he passes out; just use one of these handy alternatives: . You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Ummm I just use my teeth.
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i use a guitar slide. either that or off the edge of a hard surface, but i have seen a few bottles broken that way when co-ordination begins to slip  i've also seen someone trash their phone trying to use it to open one like in the vid yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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FIRST of all, I usually buy cheap beer = twist off.
BUT even when get the good stuff, I just use a keychain bottle open, which I've had now for 12 years on my keyring (I dont use my teeth like a moron - got your own dental insurance?).
Seems like a keychain bottle opener begs some kinda joke about drinkin and drivin...
HIGH LIFE, BITCHES!!
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Is miller highlife even that good?  Fear the ING! -[Mr.]MaMa-*Bluecell*- -running -varmint
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No, but who here besides Charcoal drinks beer for the taste?
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No High Life is cheap beer. But it taste smooth, and when you got a lot of ppl over, I dont buy the expensive stuff for them.
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Which is why I'm never coming over.
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smooth eh? well cheap is good, that's why I'm gonna do Trader Joe 2 buck chugs. Fear the ING! -[Mr.]MaMa-*Bluecell*- -running -varmint
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WDF? wrote:No, but who here besides Charcoal drinks beer for the taste? eh? if you don't drink beer for the taste then why drink beer at all? may as well go for the whiskey. i personally throw both into the same glass if i'm really feeling that way. yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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Rank: Hyper-Active Attention Gobbling Fuckwing
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Beer is to just get drunk, drink wine for taste Fear the ING! -[Mr.]MaMa-*Bluecell*- -running -varmint
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