Okay, this first pic is from McDonald's.  One of their restaurants is going through a remodel.  I like their iced tea.  However, if there are more than 4 cars in line, it's faster to go in.  So I try to go in at 6:50 p.m., but the door is locked with a sign that reads, "Restaurant lobby closes at 7 p.m. for remodel."  Only it was not 7 yet.  So I get back into my car and go through the longest drive through ever.  And the damn drink leaks all over my white shirt.  So I call and bitch at them that they're closed earlier than posted, and their services has been hella slow the last few weeks.  Result?  Two free coupons for food.



This next pic is from Carl's Jr.  You might know it as Harty's.   I am driving with my coworkers to a function.  We're supposed to pick up another person at a precise time.  I'm hungry and dinner is an hour away.  So I tell the driver find a drive through.  She says here's a CJ, only it doesn't have a drive through.  I say find another, she says no.  - Drive throughs are higher volume, hence they have their shit together. This one had two employees, a cashier and a cook and there were four people in line. 

So I ask how long will it take and she says 4 minutes.  Ten minutes later she is running around trying to help the cook. She goes into the cooler and comes out with a giant handful of lettuce, with her bare hands.  The bitch handles money.  She's not supposed to handle food and she does it with bare hands.  Fuck that.  Give me my money back.  She says it's ready, okay, but I vow to bitch about it.  I called, offered to send them the burger, they declined, so I tossed it.  Result? Free food:

Oldest trick in the college handbook for hungry students.  Write letters like this to every food manufacturer during the school year and you can probably feed yourself for part of the year. Example send a letter to Campbell's about some rotten soup you bought and you will probably score a free case of soup. 

Scroll bar at bottom of your screen.   I had to leave them big for you to read.

And, I didn't do it for the food.  I really wanted to bitch at them.

Im pretty sure I would have thrown up. 

dude that cockroach probably has more protein then your burger.  so much for eating health these days.

tl;dr

All I wanted to see was Cantrip's name. Bro, seriously, we should chill