so we're at one of the guys place chuggin a few down, we decide to play a game of Risk, couple of boxes of beer later "some" of us don't have proper motor skills.... actually skills for basically anything just went out the window. NE ways one of the guys likes to ram the dice like fukin bullets, while doing so one of the guys makes a funneh about how he rolls the dice so fucking hard and everyone starts laughing their heads off. while laughing someone else tries to take a sip of beer but while trying to grab the bottle he knocks it over. nobody tries to pick the bottle or anything. we're just watching the beer move around the risk board spreading about all over the place.

we're just laughing at the joke and laughing at the beer cause clearly nobody's doing anything about it. like half hour later someone has to take a piss, with no rationality left within anyone for some reason he just walks to the porch door and takes a piss in the backyard. another guy has to go to and decides to take a piss in the backyard too cause apperantly thats the drunks bathroom. im just sittin at the table while I hear a couple of screems, i take a look outside and one guy is chasing the other trying to pee on him. now i donno why but instead of running back in through the door while running away from the guy thats trying to piss on him he tries to come throught he window (which is fairly large window that has one of those things that you gotta wined up to open or close) as he's trying to run towards the window he trips on the porch and tries to crawl throught the window in a hurry.

as he's getting in he's trying to roll the window closed while his pants got a giant piss stain cause he was laughing so hard from the fall on the porch.

the story may suck but its one of those moments that you have to be a part of to laugh like everyone that was there.

I bet your neighbors love you.

The abridged version of one of my favorite drunken stories from college:

While falling down drunk a friend dropped her keys down the little gap between the elevator and the elevator doors, thus resulting in her keys falling down the elevator shaft. Someone thought it would be a good idea to call campus police to help us extract the keys. Someone then made the mistake of saying they called the swat team to rescue the keys. So she was freaking out that the swat team was coming and we all couldn't stop laughing about it . The cops showed up to find us having a semi-coherent conversation with her about how the swat team will be happy because they love rappeling down the elevator shaft. They were surprisingly cool about the whole thing and did in fact get her keys from the bottom of the elevator shaft, no one got busted despite most of us being underage and stinking of pot and booze.

Another good one was the time when a friend of mine had his roomate piss on his computer. He was really drunk and thought he was in the bathroom.