>A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar.
>"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
>When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy,
>"What's the name of your willy?"
>The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
>The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
>the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan
>'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS,
>because 'It really Satisfies."
>The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will
>give him a second to think it over.
>So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer,
>"Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
>The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
>The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"
>The fella proudly replies, "'Cause it takes a lickin'and keeps on
tickin!'"
>A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happens
>to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call
>yours?"
>The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims,"FORD, because
>"'Quality is Job One" Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
>The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'
>And gives a wink!
>Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes
>up with a name for his manhood.
>Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims,"The name of my willy is
>SECRET. Now give me a beer."
>The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
>asks,
>"Why Secret?"
>The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE
>FOR A WOMAN.