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BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.
The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.
"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.
Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.
nsfw image I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings. Grumpy wrote:WDF? wrote:Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it. WARNING! Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here.  -YourAimSucks -Reaper o'Blood -{pDs} Bloodhands
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sweet, pictures In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way. 
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sounds like drunken assholes were throwing shit at the bears and one of them decided to get inside the cage, probably as some kind of macho display of drunken idiocy. in that case, he got what he deserved and probably taught his friends a valuable lesson: never fuck with bears. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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bloodhands wrote:Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters. glad to know some people in this world don't care about politics and will just state the truth.
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I agree... this guy was either dumb, drunk, or both. Either way he is dead, and the bears are full. Atleast he could help mother nature some how before he died.
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Crass wrote:I agree... this guy was either dumb, drunk, or both. Either way he is dead, and the bears are full. Atleast he could help mother nature some how before he died. BUT THE BEARS AREN'T FULL, THE BASTARDS WOULDN'T LET THEM FINISH THEIR MEAL! oops, caps, too lazy to retype. he looks like one of the corpses from hl2 yeah, i'm a cranky 'oul fucker. deal with it.
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