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And not in a good way. By means unknown, i came across this site: http://www.mymasturbation.comI ventured in and clicked one of the links. Sick old guy wrote:My ultimate is to turn off all of the lights. Put soft music on the radio, put a blindfold and hood over my head so that I'm in total darkness and with silk panties in hand slowly stroke till I'm about to cum. Stop awhile and then do it again. Rubbing my entire body, cock and balls, I can imagine anything. After about 30-45 min, I'm ready to cum, and so when it happens it is so intense that it lifts me off of the bed. My only regret is that I waited till I was 50 to discover it. ? wrote:The smell of the latex and cum is fantastic as well I cannot unread what i have read. Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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Wet and messy
Get one of those socks that only go up to your ankles (cotton is best), and fill it with warm pudding, shaving cream, or whatever, then put it on your cock and have at it. I'm into WAM (wet and messy) stuff, so I fill up three socks so I can put one on each of my feet too (in the bathtub). I usually use liquid soap or shampoo on my feet. Massaging your slippery foot really feels good.
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Crass wrote:Wet and messy
Get one of those socks that only go up to your ankles (cotton is best), and fill it with warm pudding, shaving cream, or whatever, then put it on your cock and have at it. I'm into WAM (wet and messy) stuff, so I fill up three socks so I can put one on each of my feet too (in the bathtub). I usually use liquid soap or shampoo on my feet. Massaging your slippery foot really feels good.
Nursing baby calves. Those work well too. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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"This works the best when nobody is home. Set up a camera in the bathroom, or wherever you get horny. Record yourself masturbating, and when you play it back, you have yourself your own porno. This works better if you dress up in female clothes and strip down. If you don't record your face, it almost looks like a woman. " {pDs} Lead Salad: bike why did you change your name
Jessica343: so I can get heals
{pDs} Lead Salad: oh damn good idea
{pDs} Lead Salad has changed their name to {pDs} Lead Salad (is a girl)
Jessica343: hahah
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